New Product Idea

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

We went to Christmas mass with my wife and her family, and my kids were wondering what my wife did when she went up to get communion. As she explained, my youngest turned to my inlaws in the pew behind us and exclaimed "wow her breath is BAAAAAAAADDDDDD!"

As a result, we decided Breath Strip Communion Wafers might not be a bad idea.

There was a comedian on Premium Blend yesterday who asked something similar. "Do you think if Jesus is the son of God, and God made everything that was good, he could come up with a better flavor of communion wafer? Perhaps Sour Cream and Onion body of Christ? Mesquite BBQ? Communion Wafer and Salsa?

DBDB

[bleedingheart]

1. technically you can't eat or even drink before receiving communion

for at least an hour...in some cases people take it so seriously they won't even brush their teeth.....in those cases the breath mint idea might be a welcome change....

;-)

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

2. Obviously the Pope is confused

It is no SWIMMING for an hour after eating, not praying

DBDB