Oi!! Who's been drinking my vodka??

[dolo amber]

I had a 3/4 full bottle of Absolut in the freezer before x-mas...there's less than half the bottle left!! :mad:

And don't try to feed me that "vodka gnomes" crap, either. :eyes:

[StopTheMorans]

1. it evaporated, I swear!

[dolo amber]

3. In the FREEZER??

C'mon, not even you're that daft. :P

[StopTheMorans]

4. haven't you ever heard of a "january thaw"?

:silly: (and you can never underestimate the extent of my daftness)

[sui generis]

5. I've got a couple in the freezer

the akkahol keeps it from freezing; makes REAALLY cold martoonis.

[XNASA]

2. Don't look at me.

I've got my own nearly empty bottle of Absolut in the freezer.

[dolo amber]

7. Uh-huh...very suspicious, XNASA

I've now got my eye on you... :spank:

[Crankie Avalon]

6. Maybe it was THIS guy...

...he sure looks like he's been hitting something...:shrug:

[dolo amber]

10. I said no trying the vodka gnome thing...

:P

[johnnie]

8. Not me

I will be drinking my own from the freezer tonight. Sorry about your loss though :(

[jobycom]

9. If it ain't Tito's it wasn't me!

Well, probably not, anyway. I do slum from time to time.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

11. Let's see now......hmm......who do you know who drinks too much....?

[dolo amber]

13. He drinks Old Crow

and other tipples of your garden-variety bus station dweller...:D

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. Yes. Absolut tastes like something I'd put in my car.

But I don't know this from recent experience. *whistles*

[lumberingbear]

12. I think alcohol sometimes evaporates in the dark! eom

[underpants]

15. Prolly them Russians

They like that Vodka crap

[dolo amber]

16. Damn furriners!!

Whur's mah shotgun?

[terrya]

17. Is it Absolut orange?

If it's anything else, than no, I had nothing to do with it. :-)

[RetroLounge]

18. Hey, You're in Milwaukee now.

Drink Brandy like a normal cheesehead.

RL

[dolo amber]

21. Brandy? Really?!

I did not know that was our custom. That's a drag. :(

[Magrittes Pipe]

28. Especially because Korbel tastes like a dead clown's ass.

Please don't ask how I know; I'm ashamed of the fact that I've tasted Korbel.

[sui generis]

29. but what about the clown's ass?

Boone's Farm Strawberry Wine is made from fermented clowns asses.

[TheMightyFavog]

19. Maybe this guy got to it.

[dolo amber]

20. I knew I should've changed those stupid locks

I should've made him leave his key. :cry:

[TheMightyFavog]

26. If you Can't trust Boris Yeltsin, than who can you trust?

:silly:

[JVS]

22. Wow 1/4 th a bottle in 2 weeks

Unless you've started buying vodka in bulk size bottles, that's not so much. Perhaps it was you who drank it

[dolo amber]

23. Nah, I haven't touched it

And to be fair, I wasn't even here for more than a week. But thanks for playing, you can pick up your Rice-a-Roni on your way out. :D

;)

[Donkeyboy75]

24. Uh, don't you have a teenage daughter?

duh...

[dolo amber]

25. She's like, Straight Edge, man

She's doesn't like, believe in like poisoning her body with alcohol and drugs cos they're like...garbage, y'know?

(And she's not at ALL self-righteous and obnoxious about it, oh no... :eyes:)

[Donkeyboy75]

27. You know, I knew someone in high school who claimed he

was straight edge too. He was self-righteous, but it kept his parents from getting suspicious. Oh, and he drank loads of booze and smoked a joint or two. Mr. Schlosser, if you're out there, you are a genius! :)