How do you eat corn on the cob?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

Poll question: How do you eat corn on the cob?

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. Sometimes I hear a mental "ding" when I reach the end of the cob,

Then I start a new row. :boring:

[sui generis]

2. I have eaten corn on the cob next to you

mental ding my ass my ears are still ringing

[DinahMoeHum]

3. Both ways half way.

:evilgrin:

[kick-ass-bob]

4. like a lathe, then a typewriter.

I eat off the ends like a lathe, then the middle like a typewriter.

Yes, I'm a :freak: