Why do halftime shows have to suck?

[maveric]

Kelly Clarkson?? Who the hell is she?
Who's the shitkicker singing now?
And then Ashlee Simpson.
OMFG!! :puke:

[Left Is Write]

1. Kelly Clarkson was the first American Idol.

Now, aren't you glad you asked? ;)

[maveric]

5. Oh yeah. No I know.

Who ever said that Ashlee Simpson is talented?
She sucks just like big sister!

[Left Is Write]

10. Her daddy says she's talented. So she must be, right?

Good old Daddy Simpson.

[Rick Myers]

2. By order of...

Mikey Powell.

Justin, Janet and the Boob. THREE is too many boobs for one show!

[Z_I_Peevey]

3. Everybody working sound

for this crapfest should be fired.

[Cleopatra2a]

8. I know, doesn't it sound horrible??

Doesn't help that Ashlee can't dance or sing. Are they booing??

[Wapsie B]

4. Bring on the

Elvis impersonators!

LOL!

:bounce:

[RagingInMiami]

6. What else do you expect from the "Federal Express" Orange Bowl?

[democracyindanger]

11. You should change your avatar

The huge anarchy A being used for Ashlee Simpson pretty much ruins it forever.

[RagingInMiami]

15. Yes, I need to find another avatar

The closet thing Ashlee Simpson ever came to anarchy was when she lip-synced lyrics on SNL.

[Left Is Write]

12. Can I take this opportunity to say that I HATE

the "selling" of bowl games? And halftimes? (Remember when NFL football games just had halftime? When there was no such thing as a "Visa halftime"?)

Next thing you know, we'll be seeing the American Express first down.

[LDS Jock]

14. I also hate the "corporation" first down line

can't *anything* just be what it is without a corporate sponsor?

[RagingInMiami]

16. LOL - American Express First Down

And this TD rush brought to you by Viagra, when you absolutely, positively must penetrate the line of defense.

[maveric]

7. This is terrible!

:puke:

[Z_I_Peevey]

9. Jeez, kill me now.

Ashleeeeee Simpson, superstar.

[truthseeker1]

13. BAAAH! Superstar my ass

I hope they never let her sing live again! That was horrible!

[lib_1138]

17. it is in their nature nt

[Zomby Woof]

18. The mute button is my friend

That, and the Weather Channel until it was over. Had my stereo cranking tunes too.

There is no sane reason to expose yourself to such horror and bullshit like that when you have technology on your side.