Jar of squirrel heads

[Fiona]

don't say I didn't warn you.

[MichaelHarris]

1. almost as

good as pickled pigs feet I hear.

[Fiona]

3. my grandmother used to eat pickled pigs feet

without her teeth. It was quite a sight.

Not the Tijuana grandma, though. This was a different Nana.

[MichaelHarris]

4. hahahahaha

man I bet a family reunion at your place is a hoot, who brings the donkey?

[Fiona]

8. The donkey doesn't come to family reunions

he has his own family.

He's not my Nana's boyfriend - just a co-worker.

[MichaelHarris]

9. Does Nana have

retirement benefits with the donkey act? Like a 401K

[Fiona]

10. Alas, no

which is why she's still working at 78.

[MichaelHarris]

11. In the screen actors guild

she would be entitled to a place in the retirement home. It's called Pedro Estates or something like that.

[Fiona]

12. That's uncanny

Pedro is the donkey's name!

on edit: Unfortunately, appearing on Super-8 stag films fellating donkeys doesn't get one membership in SAG. And yet, Meg Ryan's a member. Go figure.

[MichaelHarris]

13. and should

have a star on the Walk of Fame.

[Fiona]

18. sigh

I know. As my grandad says, "I spent 30 years building boats, but I was never known as Alonzo the boat-builder. I spent 25 years breeding roosters, but I was never known as Alonzo, the rooster-breeder. But ya suck ONE cock...."

[porkrind]

20. You're so bad!

:spank:

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. well i was about to have dinner

I think I'll wait now.

Or go find my musket and hit the backyard. ;)

[MichaelHarris]

5. mmmmm

muskrat pot pie

[asthmaticeog]

6. There used to be a poultry place

in Cleveland where you could pick out a live chicken and they'd, um, get it ready for you to bring home and cook. Once I went in and asked what they did with the heads, and the proprietor (elderly Asian fellow with really, really broken English) informed me that they just threw them away, so I asked him if I could have them. Lo, I walked out of there with a big plastic bag full of chicken heads. I offered to pay, but he wouldn't hear of it. Nice guy.

[sundog]

7. and it really is

niiice :puke:

[Sanity Claws]

14. I had to look

Is it food? A science experiment?
I really have no idea.

[Fiona]

16. believe it or not

it's art.

http://www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com/

[Sanity Claws]

22. Really!

:hi:

[ClintonTyree]

15. HorsDouvres................

for the Inauguration of GWBUSHBOY. They'll be served on a colored toothpick with a green olive (with pimento) and a bowl of elephant bile for dipping. Wash it all down with a Lone Star Beer and they think it's pure heaven. Those Reslugs really know how to live it up.

[Ron Green]

17. "Squirrel Heads in Gravy" ... name of an old fiddle tune.

[porkrind]

19. No thanks, I just ate.

[Fiona]

21. oh come on...

just a nibble.