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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:36 PM
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Last CAPTION of the year (from me)-What the hell have I done?
Edited on Fri Dec-31-04 02:38 PM by underpants
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:39 PM
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1. Now I know this just looks like
a normal glass of water but...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:39 PM
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2. What glass of water? The CIA didn't say anything about a glass of water
and I base all of my irrefutable evidence on what the CIA tells me or that I can check out in 4 days.
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DrZeeLit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:41 PM
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3. So? You tell me... half full? half empty? dubya's brain? urine sample?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:41 PM
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4. Jeb? .......WHY?
oh I see the money is getting there at the same time and we each get to take a pile of it home WOW what a great money laundering scheme that DID take three days to think up.......for this crowd.
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:42 PM
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5. Yeah, I'm a lying, crooked, pandering sell-out to my country, the people,
and to my race, but screw you, there's nothing you can do about it. Ha ha. Sticks and stone my break my bones but...you know. I got mine, I'll be rich, and and the rest of you can kiss my ass.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:43 PM
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6. Southeast Asia? Hell wasn't covering up the Mai Lai thing enough for you?
I have to go back?!?!?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:44 PM
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7. No Mr.President I AM white look at my hands
Oh that was bad.
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MissBrooks Donating Member (614 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:46 PM
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8. Nothing up my sleeve...
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:47 PM
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9. Here's my sample, doctor.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:48 PM
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10. Can I have the money now? I can BUY that place once I get there
:grr:
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DemGa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:48 PM
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11. I have full faith and confidence in every misstep I have taken
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:49 PM
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12. Look! I know I lied to cause the death of 1,400 Americans
but hey I'm freakin' Colin Powell next to these bozos I seem to be human
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:50 PM
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13. So the plane crashes but Jeb lives?
Even Britt Hume couldn't keep a straight face selling that.
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:54 PM
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14. Which is it gonna be, Powell? The red pill, or the blue pill?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 02:58 PM
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15. Okay I understood the rain water part but what is 'purity of essence'?
:scared:
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Mika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:00 PM
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16. I only drink Dewars

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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:05 PM
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17. Why... in God's name do you have pictures of yourself on the wall?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:06 PM
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18. Where's is my vial of fake anthrax? And what do you mean "take a drink"?
:scared:
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:09 PM
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19. I can make both this water and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis disappear
just using my mouth!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:10 PM
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20. Justice Thomas what did you do to my drink?
:bounce:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:12 PM
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21. Mr.President you paid how much for these "sea monkeys"?
:bounce:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 03:14 PM
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22. Sir seriously I HAVE to take this drink from you
:beer:
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Dyedinthewoolliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 04:00 PM
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23. What you see here
is the entire Red Sea contained in this glass. I tell you, that Saddam had a million dirty tricks.......
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 04:03 PM
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24. "Out intelligence confirm that this tiny bit of water can kill you all"
" The most lethal water in the world and Saddam is developing it against the Evian Accord."
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-31-04 04:36 PM
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25. "...and every time Bush says 'hard work,' you take a drink..."
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