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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 10:42 PM
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The cure for cat tinsel butt
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."
The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."
The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's
butt and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."



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Merlot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 10:43 PM
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1. huh?
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benny05 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 10:55 PM
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2. Good one
It was a new one to me. thanks...:7
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