Health Reminder: Paper Money Is Dirty And Germ-Ridden

[Floogeldy]

Can you just imagine what gets on money? It is a given that people often touch and scratch themselves and other "things" before they handle paper money. Its not a good idea to touch money and then touch your face without washing your hands first. For all you know, (DELETED FOR REFERENCE TO A BODILY FUNCTION).

;)

[goodbody]

1. Paper money

My favorite. The dirtier, the better. AArrrgh.

[NYC]

2. American paper currency is treated with an antibacterial agent.

Sorry I can't remember details.

[Deja Q]

3. Isn't it true that most bills have small amounts of cocaine in them?

:9

[lonestarnot]

4. Don't know about the paper money but coins tested for this very problem

not long ago and it was surprisingly clean. Wouldn't wanna suck on a quarter though.

[LeftyMom]

5. Money is dirty and will make you sick

but I'll happily take the nasty stuff off your hands anyhow. That's just the kind of self-sacrificing person I am. ;)

[Floogeldy]

6. That is big of you

I'll scour the house for the loose thousand dollar bills floating around and let you know when I have a 30 gallon trash bag full to give you. :pals:

[aQuArius]

7. Thanks for reminding me... I handle thousands of bills everyday...

and it is disgusting how dirty it is. We keep lots of Lysol and hand sanitizer around, and I don't touch my face until I have thouroughly washed them. Coins aren't any cleaner! *yuck!*

[steely]

8. mom used to be a bank teller -

they'd get the money from the inmates at the nearby jail once in a while. the stories she'd tell - yikers.

[Capn Sunshine]

9. This is so true

using surgical gloves, place all of your filthy money in a sterile envelope
and send it to ME. I'll have it dry cleaned for you and return the change.
PM me for address and free postage.

[qnr]

10. if you're that worried, I'll be happy to sacrifice my health for you,

just pass it over heheh

[PartyPooper]

11. That's exactly the reason why they invented credit cards!

;-)

[C.C.D.]

12. Don't worry. Soon you'll get one of those super-cool CHIPS! (nt)

[freeplessinseattle]

13. yep, I have a friend who used to be a stripper, at private bachelor

parties too, so those bills have been down the guests pants as well as the strippers pants and often end up with beer and whipped cream essence added. I have never looked at paper money the same again (even coins, some girls would pick up a quarter-or nickel, or even dime) with a certain area of their bodies, ahem.

[Forkboy]

14. That's ok...I dont have any anyways