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[sundog]

I was just an idea, OK?

Ok, so I'm not perfect, but you don't have to keep telling me!

You don't love someone just because they're perfect! Don't you know that?

I just can't take it anymore. I'm leaving. :cry:

Just forget it! Forget it! Forget it!!!!

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[Z_I_Peevey]

1. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! n/t

[sundog]

3. you were always jealous!

[Z_I_Peevey]

5. That's it. I'm cutting your mike.

[sundog]

18. fine! cut it! CUUTTT ITTT!!!!

you won't do it will ya! you're scared! aren't ya?

you never could do anything you said you would!

[Z_I_Peevey]

22. I'll show you, you little pipsqueak!

People respect me in this town! I could buy and sell the likes of you all day long!

And you'd better smile when you wish me a Merry Christmas. It's Christmas, you got that? Not Chan-u-kall or whatever the hell. Not Kwame! It's Christmas!

Hell, I saved Christmas! I control Christmas! I OWN the sonofabitch. I'm bedding down in a manger right now! How do you like that?

[sundog]

25. You haven't got the GUTS George!

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[snoochie]

2. I just want to make sure you're aware that I'm putting you on ignore

I think it's necessary, right? For the ignore feature to work properly, don't you have to make a public announcement? Thought so. So...

Another member to add to my ignore list!

:eyes:

/sarcasm

[sundog]

4. well you're on ignore too!

and I hope you're happy with that trash you shacked up with!

[mcscajun]

10. That does it! I've had all I'm gonna TAKE from you!

I'm gonna give you 'what for' now!

Hold me back! Hold me back! I'm gonna do damage now!

(looks...sees nobody ready to hold)

Oh...okay...you weren't talkin' to me? Never mind.

[snoochie]

11. Okay I only took you off ignore to see what you posted.

And I'm not surprised in the least to see you're insulting people by calling them 'trash'. hmph... what a great example of liberal values!

[sundog]

23. yeah? well you're still on MY ignore list

[MisterP]

7. if anyone uses Ignore lists they should be shot!!

[snoochie]

Is that a threat?

Are you threatening me?

[sundog]

15. It's NOT a threat...

We love you *sniff*

Your mother & I have been worried *sniff*

You know we love you *sniff* :cry:

[MisterP]

24. it's sarcasm!

orgasm!
short rhyming melodramatism!

[Debi]

6. Why couldn't you just buy me what I WANTED for Christmas?

and I shouldn't have to tell you what it is....if you REALLY loved me you'd just know....YOU DON'T LOVE ME....I'M LEAVING...wait, don't you want to try to stop me? :silly:

[sundog]

8. Get out of this house you spoiled brat!

Get out! Try earning your way in this world for a change!

You hear me?? EARN IT!

[Debi]

14. If I took out the trash

I'd have to take out your new girlfriend and her two brats you moved into MY HOUSE!

NOBODY NORMAL WOULD EVER LOVE YOU!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. Oh, sure, I know, just because I'm posting here

you'll assume that I'm counting towards the 10 needed to create your stupid group, don't you? DON'T YOU? ANSWER ME DAMMIT!!!!!

[sundog]

12. IT'S OVER!!! You.... Running all over town with that TRASH!

Go! GO!!!!

You and your two-bit floozie!

IT'S OVER!!!!!

[Deja Q]

13. Me! Me! Me! And I will be the center of attention here too!

Wait, that might be for the DU narcissistic group, but that's okay.

Sign me up. NOW! NOW!!! Before the paranoids come after me!

[sundog]

16. It's not always about you

*sniff*

It's about ME TOO *sniff*

Just go... go... I know it's over *sniff* :cry:

There was a time...a time I thought we could make it work... But now... now... I just don't know :cry:

[Debi]

17. So, do I get my bed back?

:shrug:

[sundog]

19. No! You're out TOO little missy!

[Debi]

20. I'm calling child protective services and telling them you run

a crack house!

AND I DON'T MEAN BUTT

[sundog]

21. I already called the cops on you

You're SICK! SICK I tell ya!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

26. I'm being persecuted because I'm a Christian!

DU is anti-Christian! :cry:

[sundog]

27. stop picking on me!

that's it! I'm leaving DU forever :cry:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

28. The atheists are forcing me to leave DU!

:cry:

[FizzFuzz]

29. You're all trying to give me a HEART ATTACK!

*sob* *pause at doorway* That's what will make you HAPPY, won't it? If I were DEAD! You going to KILL ME, and then WON'T YOU BE SORRY?
Why I'll bet you won't even bother to come to my fuuuunneerrralll...
*sob, sob* After all I've done for you....ohhh sharper than a serpent's tooth, is an ungrateful discussion group.......
*ohhh ohhh woe is me* *beats you all up with a clotheshanger.*
*retreats behind bedroom door with a gallon of double chocolate ice cream, to watch Brady Bunch reruns*

[sundog]

31. *DOOR SLAM*

I HATE YOU!!!!!!

[FizzFuzz]

32. Oh...oh....moan.....ohhh

*cooks and eats a 24 oz steak and a mixing bowl of oatmeal*

[jdots]

30. but we are all perfect here

perfect tools ? forget it forget itforgeddaboudit

[FizzFuzz]

33. Welllll!!!

I certainly hope you weren't calling ME a...*shudder*...tool

Well, I NEVER...!!!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. I'm being persecuted because I'm a Christian, too!

All of us are! In fact, it seems to me that every post at DU lately, like for the last 5 fucking years, really, has been nothing but anti-Christian screeds. Can't people here discuss anything without having to slam Christians as ignorant asslicking sackbutt-blowing donkey rapers?

leave us alone!

I'm tired of it! Especially, I have to say, as a Christian whose third grade teacher once told me to shut up and I've been seeing a therapist and a veda-counselor ever since.

Don't you people realize that respect is important?

[sundog]

36. Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!!!!!

[FizzFuzz]

38. donkey rapers. Aha, I see the ulterior motive now.

Hangin out with Democrats. Mmm hmmm. :eyes:

[miss_kitty]

35. OMG! I do EVERYTHING around here...

Wait! Wait! Histrionics? I thought this was the 'Hyperbole' thread. Sorry. My bad...

:spank:

[sundog]

37. Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want!

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