Holy shit ! ! ! Full House loop-hole ! ! How did Danny Tanner and a greek

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woman, who was very dark pigmented Jesse Katsopulous's sister, have 3 platinum blonde daughters ? ? ? ? ?

Joey Gladstone, is there something you aren't telling us??

It had to be guilt over betraying his friend and also the fact that he was the real father that made him abandon his awsome Bulwinkle impersonating bachelors life to move in with a family.

This demands a shocking reunion movie.



What other illigitimate children have you fathered you swine !

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1. I don;t know but I heard

John Stamos was going out with one of the Olsen twins. How sick is that?

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2. If I remember...

...the one time they showed Danny Tanner's wife through a VHS home movie, she was blonde. Now, this probably means that her mother screwed around with a nordic guy, but sadly the show never touched on the issue. It surely would have made it a hell of a lot more entertaining.

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3. I don't think it's possible for John Stamos's sister fo have natural blond

hair. He's just soo mediterranian. Unless they were half siblings or she was adopted.

I'm still leaning towards the Joey banged the dead wife theory though. Just too many coincidences.

I need to make this reuinion movie. It will turn out that the only daughter Danny Tanner fathered was Kimmy Gibler

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5. Ewwww...you mean Joey was necrophiliac?

That's just wrong.

Funny, but just wrong.

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6. no before she died

he's not that fucked up

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4. You mean "plot hole" not "loop hole".

But whatever. Amusing theory.

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7. yeah I wrote this when I was tired and had been drinking.