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Edited on Mon Dec-20-04 08:23 PM by 1monster
Just imagine, as you read this, Ray Stevens' voice with a little boy tang to it. :D
Bad Little Boy Ray Stevens
Thanksgiving is all over An' my dad put up the tree Looks like a Merry Chrismas For everyone... But Me
'Cause I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas Not even one little toy They say I ain't gettin' nothin' at all this Christmas 'Cause I been a bad little boy.
My Mommy screamed when she found my pet gerbil In my little baby sister's basinette. They say my little baby sister has a soft spot in her head But I haven't found it... Yet.
An' Dad yelled just 'cause I took the ridin' mower For a li'l trip down to the candy store An' my big brother Rhett BOY! Did he get upset When I told Mom 'bout the magazines in his bottom drawer
So I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas An' las Chrismas, I was everybody's pride and joy But they say I ain't gettin' nothin' at all this Christmas 'Cause I've been a bad little boy.
I was hopin' I might get a chemistry set Or a motorcycle or somethin' like that But that's before I used Rhett's model rocket set An' made an astronaut out a Miss Wilcox Cat
Stupid Cat!
If he had just held on tight like I told him I wouldn't had to super glue his little paws to the rocket Yeah If he'd a just been still like I told him He wouldn't a flown the rocket off course And he wouldn't a landed in Butch the Bulldog's backyard
Stupid Cat! But did the CAT get in Trouble? NOOOO!
I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas An' las Chrismas, I was everybody's pride and joy But they say I ain't gettin' nothin' at all this Christmas 'Cause I've been a bad little boy.
Oh! My Grandma had to go to the hospital Yeah, but don't worry, She's not really sick. She just had a little trouble walking for a while After I showed her my power ranger kick.
So, I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas Not from Mom or Dad or Rhett or Grandma They all say I ain't gettin' nothin' at all this Christmas
But They don't know my Grandpa! My Grandpa 'ill get me anything I want, I bet Boy will be boys! That's what Grandpa says "Lighten up, Bill! He's just a little kid!" My Grandpa calls my Dad "BILL"
I just hope my Grandpa doesn't find out Who took his Great Big Bertha golf clubs, though. It's true what they say about the Great Big Bertha I can hit a rock further with a Great Big Bertha Than with any of my Dad's golf clubs. That rock just goes and goes
One rock went through Miss Wilcox window Wish it had hit that STUPID Cat I hate that cat
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