I'm sucking at solitaire today

[auburngrad82]

Freecell, solitaire, minesweeper, I can't seem to win today. Any tips on how I can avoid doing any work and not have to suffer through a terrible losing streak?

[obreaslan]

1. Simple...

Head down on desk, eyes closed.

If anyone asks what you are doing, you tell them you are "Crunching numbers, and trying to save this god damned company some friggin' money for once, so shut up and leave me alone!!!!!"

Works every time. :)

[redqueen]

2. Play spider solitaire on the difficult setting

then you'll nearly always fail. You get used to it after a while.

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