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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 11:39 PM
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You, sir or madam, are an obtuse sycophantic phlegmatic swine herder
Your inarticulate posturing on matters of importance are nothing more than the prattling of the gum-chewing decorated-fingernail-sporting big-haired nasaly twanged tacky anus-sniffing git that you are. And for that, and for the ignorance for which you so bravely take your half-brained brandy-and-pepsi-fueled stand, I despise and loathe you. Dull-witted horse-faced jelly-kneed bloated dishrag snappers such as yourself should be put in a special prison where you can all belabor each other's existence to the same slow-suffering death of the spirit you offer to those of with taste and a sense of decorum and appropriateness with your tedious inconsequential attempts at relevancy, self-importance, and dignity. If God were a heckler, you mindless overblown fig, he would heckle at you. And probably throw fruit as well. You obsequious, jerry can carrying ass.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 11:40 PM
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1. what he said
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 11:41 PM
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2. And that goes double for you!
:P
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 11:42 PM
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3. You were on the O'Reilly Factor?
I'll have to look for a download of the video.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 11:45 PM
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7. Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT!!!!!! UP!!!!!!!!!!!
:evilgrin:
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 11:51 PM
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14. I rub you with my felafel!
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 11:43 PM
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4. I Think Someone Needs Their Aura To Be Cleansed
and their Ch'i to be balanced and harmonized.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 11:46 PM
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9. Oh you are looking for an ass kicking
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 11:49 PM
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12. Yeah - kick his ass NSMA!
And pass me a chakra stone. My chi is leaking.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 11:51 PM
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15. Well if you're passing chakra stones, that's why your chi is leaking
doesn't that hurt your penis?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 11:56 PM
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18. No, I got so much space to pass things through there
I don't even notice the stones going through.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 11:58 PM
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20. Wow that's a HUGE pee hole!
I can see it from here!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-15-04 12:00 AM
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21. Well, what can I say!
All those years of Yoga stretching...not to mention the alien abductions and experimentation.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 11:44 PM
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5. Shit, and I thought I needed to get laid
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Jessica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 11:44 PM
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6. Oh yeah??
I'd like to tell you what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit you are! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 11:48 PM
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11. Oh, please. Really. If you must meander around the dictionary
Edited on Tue Dec-14-04 11:55 PM by Rabrrrrrr
whilst you attempt to formulate a point and a grammatical plan with which to launch such juvenile and flatulent attacks, at least be polite and do so silently, so that others who are exercising their brains on higher matters than whether their armpits might still smell of the tuna fish placed there earlier in order to thaw it out before the Prom, might have some quiet in which to think.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 11:51 PM
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16. Don't practice your alliteration on me!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-15-04 12:14 AM
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22. And just where, exactly, did I engage in alliteration?
Hmmmm? Mr. Wiseguy? Mr. know-it-all fancy-pants patched-elbows cordouroy jacket-wearing bedazzled journalist? Hmmmmmm?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-15-04 12:16 AM
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24. You know I've been looking for a cord jacket forever
there IMPOSSIBLE TO find these days
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-15-04 12:18 AM
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26. And I imagine you looked in BILLions and BILLions of places
trying to find one, eh?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-15-04 12:26 AM
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28. Well yeah...sears. EVERY SINGLE ONE
And just men's clothing stores....can't find em
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 11:46 PM
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8. Find your center
It seems to be all the rage these days :ducks:
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 11:46 PM
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10. WOW
was that as good for you as it was for me?
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 11:51 PM
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13. You must be talking about Ann Coulter
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
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Ramsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 11:56 PM
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17. Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant
To quote Steve Martin
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 11:57 PM
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19. LOL!
Edited on Tue Dec-14-04 11:59 PM by Rabrrrrrr
be oblong and have your knees removed.
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Ramsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-15-04 12:17 AM
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25. That's the right quote!
King Tut
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-15-04 12:25 AM
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27. "I promise not to repeat things other people say"
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-15-04 12:16 AM
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23. Does this pedantic little diatribe serve any real purpose?
Edited on Wed Dec-15-04 12:17 AM by Hardhead
Beyond propping up your keenly undeveloped sense of id?
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