frictionlessO will remain naked as long as you keep this thread kicked!

[short bus president]

:bounce:

:kick:

:bounce:

[mmonk]

1. oakie dokey

:kick:

[Cuban_Liberal]

2. Is that a good or a bad thing?

:shrug:

[short bus president]

3. Couldn't tell you.

All I know is he's cute when he blushes, which most often happens when he's wearing lacy panties.

I don't even think he's in the Lounge tonight. But he's still naked, as long as this thread's kicked. Rest assured of that. ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

4. He's here! He might be hiding after this thread, but he's here!

[Guy Fawkes]

6. What, no pictures?

pm me a link, if you've got one! :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

16. Cool your jets there Cutie. He's got a link - he's just shy is all.

:P

[frictionlessO]

23. thats me to the left, at least I think it is... I know I used to be

that guy... yeah its me.

[Guy Fawkes]

28. Tease! (nt)

[FuzzySlippers]

5. Where is it all you naked people are living? Samoa?

It's so cold here that if I sat around naked tonight, I'd have to spend tomorrow getting the frostbitten bits amputated.

[short bus president]

7. Well the rest of the states have this thing

called "central heating," dear. :P

You don't have a nice fire in the fireplace on a cold night you can get nekkid and cozy up in front of?

[FuzzySlippers]

9. I have central heating but I can't afford to use it.

It's 64 friggin' degrees in here. And no, no fireplace. :(

[short bus president]

12. Oooh. no fireplace. That's a tough one.

You've got a stove, though, right? Any chance you could put some apple cider on the stove and maybe dump a shot or three of brandy in it and some mulling spices and such and just hang out over the boil like a hobo at a trash-can fire? That'd warm you up.

[FuzzySlippers]

18. Now why didn't I think of that?

I'll get nekkid and do that!

[short bus president]

22. Excellent!

Just be careful around the stove nekkid. Jamie Oliver will tell you it's real simple to burn things that are normally contained by a protective layer of clothing while you cook. ;-)

[FuzzySlippers]

25. Burned or frostbitten.

Either way I'm gonna end up in the ER tomorrow.

[short bus president]

32. Oh, that's too bad.

Frost is no way to be bitten. ;-)

[frictionlessO]

10. ho hoo, its like 32 with 50-60 mph gusts here, and I was naked!

or at least that what the bus says.

[short bus president]

13. What's the 'was' yer talkin' 'bout, Willis?

I believe this thread's still on page one of the Lounge. You'd better be wearin' yer birthday suit!

[frictionlessO]

20. well I cant be naked and here, they'll kick me out fer gosh sakes!

[frictionlessO]

8. hmmm I just got out of a jacuzzi naked, and also pantyless....

now this is no way to make a lady blush.. oh wait Im no lady.
carry on! carry on....

there be no icon for this. thus must you show your stangle, I have marital aids!

[FuzzySlippers]

11. Oh Gawd! Lots of one handed typing in the lounge tonight.

[short bus president]

15. Oh, do share

yer warm and fuzzies with us, dear. ;-)

[frictionlessO]

19. ya think?? great scotts man snap out of it Im a dog fer gosh sakes

you can call me stangalina.

now give me a bone!

[JimmyJazz]

29. er

[JimmyJazz]

14. Pet toys work just as well and are much less expensive

In fact, I'm convinced they are the same things only with different price tags!

:hi: Fric!

[frictionlessO]

17. well its a matter of whether the dog will play with them afterwards!

:spank: :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

21. I don't have a dog.

[short bus president]

24. Jeez! I sent you a picture of my Stangle!

What else do you need? Must you have him to yourself to stroke him and love him?

:P

[JimmyJazz]

26. mmmm - yes please. Besides, a photo of a dog doesn't require

chew toys! At least not that I'm aware of! Then again, I can be most obtuse when the mood strikes.

[frictionlessO]

30. yes he is so stout and firm, and im sure hes only wrinkly laying down

[frictionlessO]

27. ahh Ill be your dog, Ill even dry hump SBPs leg!

[JimmyJazz]

31. Only if I get to take some pictures!

[frictionlessO]

33. only if I get 10% of the profit when you sell them!

[JimmyJazz]

40. 10 % - what are you, his agent?

:P

[short bus president]

35. Just so long as

you capture my good side. My evil side's elusive as all hell, anyway.

[JimmyJazz]

36. Your good side - and that would be the side I see as you are

doing what exactly... :P

[miss_kitty]

34. my dog's on heat

:(

[short bus president]

37. HI MISS KITTY!

:hi:

:D

Is she spotting? You can try pampers (cut out a tail-hole), but if she's real small, I dunno what to tell you. Other than to have her spayed ASAP. No sense in having an intact pet if yer not hoping to breed 'em.

[JimmyJazz]

39. This is the stray she found, remember?

[short bus president]

41. Yes, I remember

I just forget the breed. Althea wore some salvation army little girls panties for her first cycle before she got altered. They fit real nicely on a bulldog, and she's got no tail to speak of, so it worked out well. A smaller breed, though, I dunno - doll clothes? And spotting's only really a problem if you have carpet or expensive furniture.

[miss_kitty]

42. I called animal control today

They said i should wait a couple more weeks before I consider her mine enough to do any major alterations.

She looks like this (same size too):


Yes she spotting and licking and she pees like a 15 year old male English Bulldog.
Luckily, the males in the hood are all fixed. But she and a Boston Terrier (female) got into a bitch-slapping thing yesterday.

[short bus president]

44. Any idea how long it's gonna last?

I think with Althea it was only a week or so, but it's not the most fun you can have with walking your pet, is it? You should give her a cold shower. ;-)

[miss_kitty]

51. they say up to 21 days :( (7days to start, 7 days to have, 7 days to stop)

I'm glad I'm a 'Throw the towel down for the animal to lay on' kinda gal. I was suspicious with the pee pattern, but I put a light towel down and that pretty much made it clear...we've been on 2 one-mile canters today.

[short bus president]

58. Oy. Have fun storming the castle!

Maybe this'll be the last one you'll hafta deal with. And on the bright side, at least you're a single doggie mom dealing with this. I was a single doggie dad, and very much hank hill about the whole thing. I don't do doggie girl-part stuff. My vet has seen some of the cringiest cringes out of me...

[miss_kitty]

66. Oh, it will be the last.

She's getting fixed in a couple weeks. As soon as it's established she's got no one looking for her.

[JimmyJazz]

38. HI BABY!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

I think I missed you a little! :cry:

[miss_kitty]

43. Well I have a few minutes, My dog does not know I am here

I named her Stella Fangster Barkwell now. Still 'Stella' for short.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya::loveya: :loveya:

back atcha!

[JimmyJazz]

45. you are a sight darling! a sight I tell ya!

I've got this lounge stalker following me everywhere and now he seems to have a sock puppet (Fric). I just don't know what to do without you! Help me please! :loveya:

[miss_kitty]

53. snitch him off!

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

57. But I need reinforcements!

(and a hose)

[miss_kitty]

61. Send for the Prude Patrol! Reinstate the Hayes Commission!

Must. not. engage. in .sex. threads.

[JimmyJazz]

68. i'm sorry but isn't that hose needed north of the border?

:P

[miss_kitty]

71. Like This?

Young mod in training :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

77. Does he live in Vancouver perchance?

:7

[miss_kitty]

80. I think he's too young

to land at THAT airport.

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

84. total fucking *snarf* - that airport is tied up for new landings anyway!

Or so I've heard.

[short bus president]

46. Well, then

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

to BOTH of you!

'Cuz I want to, that's why!

[JimmyJazz]

47. Hey pizza paddle dude - I have one thing to say about that!

ouch.

[short bus president]

49. Aw!

Kiss it and make it better, luv?

;-)

[JimmyJazz]

50. Do you mean can you kiss it and make it better? Cause, I

am talented and bendy, but I can't kiss my own ass. Ya know?

[short bus president]

52. Better ask Miss Kitty

if it would be OK. I've still got paddle duty. And she's pretty bendy, too, from what I recall. She could suck her own toes if she wanted to. But she doesn't want to. ;-)

[miss_kitty]

55. Damn that's some memory you got there

I was way bendier than that, in the day.

[JimmyJazz]

56. Well, I want to suck her toes if she doesn't want to!

is she taking volunteers?

[short bus president]

64. I think we may hafta

ungag her and ask. ;-)

[Champ]

48. Isn't it a little cold to be naked?

Well I'm not helping things as I'm keeping this thread kicked. :)

[JimmyJazz]

54. You'll have to ask FricO if it's cold, but he seems to have left

the building again. Damn that FricO - he keeps running away from us. SBP - I told you to use a sailor's knot, but nooooooo you insisted a slip knot would do just fine and now he's gotten away.... Damn

Hey, Champ - wanna be our new friend ;)

[frictionlessO]

60. Im here just got back, had to eat some dead animal flesh...

all better now though.
cant belive this thread is still going

[miss_kitty]

62. Save Napkins!

Eat Nekkid!

[frictionlessO]

67. Eat Nekkid people!! purrrrrhhhhh

Hello Im Fric, FrictionlessO if you will.
The "O" is for orgasm... how may I please you?

[JimmyJazz]

70. Mmmmm - no one could have EVER figured out what the "O"

um "stood" for? :P

Dork. And, be nice to Miss Kitty or she will squirt you with a hose.

[miss_kitty]

72. I think f O would like that too much

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

75. he's a little kinky, but we like him so far!

But, I think you are correct - a hose squirting would be too much to his liking and we wouldn't want him to get too comfortable in the lounge - he might think he's welcome or something! :evilgrin:

[frictionlessO]

81. yeah fuck him! fuck fric, fucking frickity fucker! he smells funny!

[JimmyJazz]

90. Hey baby - put down the pipe! Yes, we all know you have some

funky arm pit odor, but there's no need to use such fucking foul language - jeez :P

[frictionlessO]

91. fuckin funky foul frickity fuck face fucker! but yeah, needs more weed

[frictionlessO]

76. you have me pegged I do have a water hose fetish!! that and

grapefuit slightly squichy peeled grapfruit. YUMMAY!

[miss_kitty]

59. Champ! you have 5009 posts!

did you know that?

[Champ]

63. Actually I didn't

I know I was in the area of 5,000 but didn't know I actually crossed that paticular milestone. Thanks for pointing it out :hi:

[frictionlessO]

65. that a perdy lil pussy you have there miss kitty, may I pet her?

[miss_kitty]

69. you'd hafta reach back into the mists of time to do that, my friend

that is Sammy, the Perfect Cat. She is no longer focused on this plane.

[frictionlessO]

73. Terribly sorry to hear that, and by the way my foot tastes lovely.

I shall now remove it so you can hear me better.

I am glad to make your acquaintence. It is an absolute shame when the world loses a Sammy the Perfect Cat, sounds like he had the love he needed from you though.

Can I be your cat in my next life?

[miss_kitty]

78. Hey That's totally ok

If I was too sensitive, I wouldn't be able to have her be my avatar. She was the most perfect cat a girl could have, and I got to have her 18 years. Of course it's never long enough.

[frictionlessO]

83. I think I like you very very much. no really can I be your cat??

[short bus president]

74. So what yer saying

is that fric will have to stroke virtually, like the rest of us?

;-)

[miss_kitty]

79. and type one handed

:evilgrin:

[short bus president]

82. i know what u r saying ms kitty

;-0

damn smilies hard to do one handed. ;-0

[JimmyJazz]

85. Huh? I don't get it? Why one handed? Am I missing something

again? Whaaaa I'm just asking. Inquiring minds wanna know! :7

[miss_kitty]

86. first the tacos

now this. :eyes:

:7

[short bus president]

87. I'm hoping to

establish a firm corn dog preference with Miss Jimmy, but we'll see. The test has been postponed by cruel fate.

[JimmyJazz]

101. Aw sweetie - there's always next week!

The Stickit Inn will still be standing. We hope.

[short bus president]

103. Shhhhhhhh!!

You make it seem so tawdry and...

Aw, hell, c'mere and lemme spank yer ass! :spank:

;-)

[frictionlessO]

104. and you wonder how...??? sillies!!! I have camera!!

[JimmyJazz]

107. C'mon - that was the most obvious =EVAH - cut us a break

will ya?

[JimmyJazz]

89. Oh bite me! I got the corn dog thing and I'm still studying for the

dog toy/marital aid test - (they offer it twice a year ya know - kinda like the bar exam) Maybe, if I'm lucky, I'll pass it this time and SBP will let me play with his Stangle *fingerscrossed*

[frictionlessO]

92. just exactly where did you get this corn dog thing, more important

where did you put it after you got it??

[short bus president]

94. Now, fric - she's a lady.

She'll only tell you she consumed it with all due grace. ;-)

[frictionlessO]

97. she will.... okay...ummm graceful corndog eaters ROCK!!

[JimmyJazz]

96. I DIDN'T - m'kay - it was something SBP said a while ago

and it involved a corn dog and a taco and I didn't get the joke - m'kay! I'm obtuse. End of story. :P

[frictionlessO]

106. okay hon whatever you say I will believe. but graceful corndogging

is not a compliment you should turn down so willingly!

[frictionlessO]

88. I have a big smile for you lover! You just made me shiver and

quiver with being so sweet to put up a nudity thread for me... just to get me to blush.... so as your most ample reward I give you

*BLUSH*
*BLUSH*
*BLUSH*......*sigh*
*BLUSH*
*BLUSH*
*BLUSH*
:loveya: :loveya: :hug: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :puffpiece: <--- and that ones from my ego!

[JimmyJazz]

98. Is there something you would like to tell me, FricO?

[frictionlessO]

108. BOOM! I fucked your...er uhmm never mind.... nothing to tell.

[JimmyJazz]

110. Wasn't that a hip hop song or am I hallucinating?

Okay okay - those are completely unrelated questions, but answer the first one anyway - why do I now have a hip hop song in my head?

[frictionlessO]

111. yep like 89 or so, three girls rappin'... I burnt a cd with nothing but

songs with fuck,and its derivatives.. its real mellow. Good for passover get togethers.

[JimmyJazz]

113. It wasn't "fucked" though it was "boom I _____ your boyfriend,

I _____ your man...." jeez thanks for the partial ear worm - I think the word is "got"

[frictionlessO]

115. lol earworms are delicious when theyre in season!

[miss_kitty]

93. Gotta Go

See ya another time soon i think...

:hi:

[short bus president]

95. Do I sense

a 4-way a-brewin'???

;-)

[frictionlessO]

100. no she left... I scared her off!! I suck!!

:shrug: :cry:

[short bus president]

102. Re-friggin-lax, my friend. Take a bong hit.

She prolly had to attend to a bitch in heat. Now, NEXT TIME we're lucky enough to get to play with Miss Kitty and Miss Jimmy, I believe we've been promised a show of some girl on girl toe sucking. Gawd bless those ancient Chinese and their curse of interesting times!

;-)

[frictionlessO]

109. Yer gosh darn tootin there pardner!!

Toe sucking is quite marvelous and makes one feel deified! and you can make sammich from the jam!! yep yep yep mmmmmmmm!

[frictionlessO]

99. ahh no way, but but we just met!!

I certainly hope I see you again soon!

[JimmyJazz]

105. But of course (read as Natasha) - I do speak Russian, too.

enjoy your evening, darlink - :*

[buddysmellgood]

112. So if I want elect reform discussion, I just have to say I'm naked?

Sex, or the suggestion thereof...sells

[JimmyJazz]

114. How did you know? I hafta tell you love that all the people on this

thread are either deceased or in bed. I'm the only one left and I'm heading off to la-la land myself. You really should have joined in the fray much earlier - we would have accosted you and sent you off with the others. As it stands, you will have to post to us another day!

So be off with your young silly self and post elsewhere! :hi:

[frictionlessO]

116. uhmm yeah... I like you username!!

[buddysmellgood]

117. Thank you. The Smellgoods go way back. Artemus Smellgood

signed the constitution. There wasn't room. It's on the back.

[FuzzySlippers]

118. I can't believe this idiotic thread is still on page 1.

Oh shit! I just kicked it again.

[JimmyJazz]

119. silly girl!

Everyone has gone to bed except me and you and I'm going there now! :hi:

[FuzzySlippers]

121. Hi JimmyJazz!

:hi: Have a pleasant slumber! Hope you don't have dreams of Short Bus nekkid!

[buddysmellgood]

120. I think we just learned something about framing the debate.

[FuzzySlippers]

122. I 'm not sure what you mean, buddysmellgood.

What did we just learn about framing the debate?

[buddysmellgood]

123. Sorry. I'm just amazed at the number of posts. I think if we frame any

debate with, I'm naked, we can get more discussion.

[FuzzySlippers]

124. Ah! I see what you mean.

And another inane thread has just been started by the original naked culprit.