Britney Spears Cover Shot

[Chuckup]

[bbernardini]

1. 14:57, 14:58, 14:59

Okay, Britney, we get it. You're not a teenager anymore. You drink, smoke and snort. Now, STFU.

[_NorCal_D_]

7. Amen.

:bounce:

[RedSox02]

10. I've seen the inside photos

All I can say is, Britney is definetly a fan of Brazil if you know what I mean. Wink Wink Nudge Nudge.

[trogdor]

14. ...and you kiss skanky old women.

Enough already.

[Township75]

56. Is it illegal to french kiss your grandma? Maybe we could...

put her in jail

[Paragon]

2. Will you shut up and listen to me?!?

Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level!
SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE SMASHERS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL!!!

:silly:

[_NorCal_D_]

15. LMAO!

B-)

[Paragon]

18. Thanks

Was wondering if anyone got that one.

[Braden]

I was howling

but had to leave my office.

a belated ROTFLMAO to you.

[LanternWaste]

22. There was absolutely no reason

There was absolutely no reason why that should be funny, but for some reason, I'm laughing my ass off at the moment.

[BigMcLargehuge]

29. Oh My God... that was hilarious!

I am laughing so hard I can barely type...

[flamingyouth]

3. My grocery store won't carry it

I was in there when the mag distro person was dropping them off, and the women who work there said they were offended, and that she "looks like a slut" so they wouldn't put it on the shelves. I just think she's ridiculous and talentless, but to each her own.

[qb]

Looks like a video box for "Britney Does Dallas"

or should that be Crawford?

[proud patriot]

9. hahahahaha

:D

[Chuckup]

4. After her Madonna kiss

she wants to make sure we don't forget what Madonna was after..

[TroubleMan]

5. Stop HATIN!!!

She's got no voice and no talent.......don't hate on her for her one ASSett (or ASSets). Without that body, she's got nothing.

So let her pose for masturbation material all she wants. I much rather look at that than hear her sing....wouldn't you?

[lcordero]

6. She needs to a little more UNCOVERED

:evilgrin:

[regnaD kciN]

52. Oh, I think she's quite uncovered enough as is...

Not that I object!

[dani]

8. I saw it at the grocery store the other day

I was like, wow. It's a nice photo but it belongs on a softcore porn mag, not Rolling Stone. :P

[SoCalDem]

11. I may be a prude, but that's disgusting..

Playboy cover..it's just fine..

She needs to make up her mind.. pop star idolized by pre-teens, or
pin-up wannabee porn star..:puke:

[catzies]

17. Rolling Stone needs to make up THEIR mind

Still-relevant music mag or lad mag wannabe?

[ProfessorGAC]

24. They Made Their Choice 10 Years Ago

RS has not been relevant for that long, now. Do you know any real musician who still reads RS? I don't and i know DOZENS of players. It's a rag.
The Professor

[zekeson]

31. beat me to it

excellent point - I haven't read it for at least that long. Picked one up at the dentist office the other day and it was even worse than I had imagined or remembered.

[ProfessorGAC]

38. I Won't Even Read One On An Airplane

Given the boredom of an 8 or 10 hour flight, if i figure it isn't even worth taking on a plane, it's a rag!
The Professor

[catpower2000]

48. Three words: "Natalie Imbruglia cover" :)

I still like Spin as a guilty pleasure, though, not for real music news. I like CMJ for real music.

Cat

[RobertSeattle]

12. This has a Faux News written all over it

They feign "disgust" at the photo's but keeping showing them and showing them and showing them. Kind of like how they kept showing and showing the Britney/Madonna kiss.

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

13. No problem whatsoever with that cover

Slightly above average, I must say.

[LynneSin]

16. Today Rolling Stones - in 2 years Penthouse

She's trash and in a few years even Playboy won't touch her skanky ass she's so yesterday news.


BTW - those are such fake breasts. It's a shame the gal couldn't try to make it on her own without selling herself out like this. She actually could sing but who can see her talent through all this crap she does???!!!

[Emboldened Chimp]

19. Fake or not

Those breasts look just fine to me!

:evilgrin:

[Skittles]

28. ok we get it

you like fake body parts :puke:

[ProfessorGAC]

33. Hey Skittles. A Question For My Wife

Have you ever known any woman, in your whole life whose breasts grew that fast and that big AFTER she turned 18!

My wife actually understands the need some women have for enhancement, but she laughs at Brit because she can't understand (nor can i) how someone already in the public eye wouldn't expect to be recognized as having implants when she got THAT big, THAT fast, after she was supposed to be done growing.

My wife says NO woman goes from 34 to 38 in 1 year after age 18, but Britney sure looks to have.

What do you think?
The Professor

[Uzybone]

35. They dont care

but she laughs at Brit because she can't understand (nor can i) how someone already in the public eye wouldn't expect to be recognized as having implants when she got THAT big,



They may deny it but they really dont care if people know the boobs are fake or not. As long as it looks "good" and causes more heads to turn. Fake breasts are very common nowadays, there isnt any stigma associated with it.

[ProfessorGAC]

37. If You Say So

You know that she did deny, in print, that she had implants. That's why my wife thinks it so comical.
The Professor

[Pltcl_jnky]

20. i can see it now

Madonna, Christina and Brittany three-way Penthouse or Hustler spread

If you have to: 1) make-out with washed up hasbeen old lady or 2) younger current hot star to get your career going.....you should hang it up and live off the residuals for the rest of your life

[bif]

21. I think she's rather attractive.

She may have a new career, from the looks of it.

[laconicsax]

53. the hair needs to be changed, but she's got some good looks

seriously.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

23. Poor kid...

Sexually exploitive crap like this in your early creative years too often leads to a lack of credibility as one reaches their later years in the music industry. When you have nothing else but showing off your T&A to fall back on, hitting 30 can be a bitch. (Heck, Mariah Carey actually has TALENT and her last efforts at playing the sexed-up Daisy Mae were embarrassing beyond belief.)

Britney and Madonna will be "music" women only known for their ambition while gals like Bonnie Raitt and Aretha Franklin will live on as The Real Deal.

[ProfessorGAC]

25. Too Late For Brit

I agree on Mariah. Fabulous chops, no discernable judgment in her own career. I mean, come on! Selling T&A when you've got that voice is not sterling decision making. Especially when you're already a millionaire.

But, with li'l Britney, she already has obviated any credibility. So, T&A is all she's got. It's pathetic, but it's true.

The Professor

[alfredo]

30. Christina has the best voice of the lot, but she went the

slut route. Too bad. I find Nora Jones much sexier than Britney and Christina combined. Nora has loads of talent and so does her half-sister Anoushka.

http://www.anoushkashankar.com/



Nora and Anoushka


Stupidity is not sexy, Britney.

[BlueJazz]

32. I know that's right.

Aretha and Bonnie will live on for generations.
Singers (and I use the term loosely) like Britney fade as each day progresses.

[no name no slogan]

36. I prefer the term "vocal stylists" to singers (n/t)

[Rich Hunt]

26. airbrushing

I'm sure she looks fine the way she is....that photo is ridiculously airbrushed!

[Skittles]

27. not just airbrushed

digitally f***ed with. I bet even Britney doesn't recognize herself.

[alfredo]

34. Britney before airbrushing

[RobertSeattle]

39. That's just not right!

Golda was a great woman!

[alfredo]

43. I know, but I

had that picture on another tab so I used it. Convenience, not malice.

[maxanne]

40. oh my

Could Britney look much more like a youthful version of cartoon vixen Pamela Anderson?

If this girl weighed 200 lbs we would not know anything about her. Her vocal talent is non-existant - so here we have her assets nearly on full display. I predict the full spread in Playboy within 2 years, and porn flicks in 5.

[Fridays Child]

41. I never realized that her...

...nose was that big!

[SoCalDem]

42. Damn... another implant...!!!

Watch her feet :)

[catpower2000]

44. Does she have scoliosis? nt

[Deja Q]

47. No, she just prefers "rear entry" as her favorite form of 'coupling'...

n/t

[samsingh]

45. very nice

great body

[Deja Q]

46. Sorry, but I think Nancy Reagan circa 2003 is much more bone-a-rific...

Britney is such an ugly pop-tart...

And she has to press against a wall to make her boobies go round. :eyes:

She's posing like she wants to take it up the "tradesman's entrance"!

[Wetzelbill]

49. Where is that bottle of lotion?

[Kamika]

50. lol shes doing everything now

Talk about trying to keep a "career" alive

[Pert_UK]

51. "If she was my daughter, I'd still be bathing her myself...."

:evilgrin:

Sorry, a deeply offensive comment that my good Irish mate Bill used to say whenever he saw a particularly attractive lady...

It's not right, I know..

P.

[sexybomber]

54. dammmmn

Think of the kittens, man, think of the kittens!

[laconicsax]

55. Has anyone else noticed that their special report is on DU?

My eyes wandered down and to the right.

[mitchum]

57. I would rather see that than listen to her wretched music...

She and Christina do keep upping the ante for each other, don't they?