Threada Pathetica! nerds, dorks, geeks, the ignored & threadkillers!

[frictionlessO]

So I noticed all the different threads with the above mentioned as topics, and thought wouldnt it be grand if we had a place, a thread that we could sorta confess our more recent pathetic meanderings...

Im also curious to see how quickly this one sinks. Seriously Im timeing this one.

I'll try and keep mine somewhat succinct and short.

In the last several days I have posted on my own threads with no replies just to keep them on life support. I've had to apologize numerous times for barging in on private communities, editing too many posts, and once for being a general wanker and useing incorrect grammar. Oh and I wrote a mental masturbation thread that didnt even get locked!!

I am alas, pathetic, but I still love me and will continue to post to my utmost embarassment. Especially since I know that at least two people find my embarassing moments quite entertaining.

:bounce: :freak:

[Droopy]

1. I just killed a thread earlier today

And I posted something that I thought was funny to it! I didn't even get one "lol" and the thread is currently making its way into the archives as we speak.

This is not the first time it has happened. I've noticed a pattern over the last few weeks. I think I'm becoming a thread serial killer.

[frictionlessO]

9. I kill threads just thinking of responding. seriously my thread kill

percentage is up in the 60-70% range, at least it was until I started posting like crazy on Friday night. !!!

Just keep it up, many people will just scoot past a post especially if the thread is really long with everyone saying the same thing.

It surely does not mean it wasnt funny, just that none replied, there be a difference my doped up cartoon hound!!

[billyskank]

2. I've been killing threads quite well today

Doesn't matter how fast the thread is, once I jinx it it falls off the page like a stone!

[Briarius]

3. I don't post very often

because I don't usually feel like I need to add another 'yep, you're right' or add to a 'religion/science' or 'move left(right) or we'll all die' flamefest.

[demnan]

4. My posts are usually pointless

and I have very little to say. Except on cats, on cat behavior people do read my posts.

[Dora]

5. I killed my own thread by breaking a rule.

I called out another poster but I didn't mean to. I was just using a thread as an example of what I was talking about. D'oh! wasn't thinking. Got my thread locked and now it's dropping.

Crap. and I really wanted to know.

[Droopy]

6. I think I know which one you're talking about

Just repost your thread without naming the other thread and DUer.

[frictionlessO]

7. hey I saw that one... I think you should try it again without the example.

use a hypothetical instead...

I'd like to see if anyone answers up...

[JAbuchan08]

8. Heck , I can start a thread give it just enough life to get going

and then reach out into cyber space and throttle it with ease.

[short bus president]

10. I dunno who the other two people are

but I think yer cute when you blush. ;-)

[frictionlessO]

12. lol, I couldnt figure out what you meant so I had to re read my post,

pathetic right?

now when have I blushed in front of you?? Was it that panty pic?? oh wait different board!:spank: O8)

[obreaslan]

11. I killed a thread that had over 200 responses....

I suck, yet I simultaneously rock!

[frictionlessO]

13. yes... yes you do!! I knocked out a 150 reply one a few days

back...

Ive also nearly killed a few larger ones that people later necromanced back into the re-animation of the lounge.

but yeah good on you!! I think...

[Zomby Woof]

14. I'll kick this

Because I think you're cool.

[frictionlessO]

15. Oh hes a sweet Zombywoof!! Baby youre a star!

Nice of you to give us the kick... thank you!

[SarahB]

16. I have written many an inane thread.

That's gotten a ton of responses. :P

[motely36]

17. This thread is now officially killed

I did it in the office with my keyboard.

:hi: