Size Does Matter

[CHIMO]

A majority of German men only have themselves to blame when they're not having a good time in bed with their partner: According to a condom expert, they simply don't wear the appropriate size.



After asking more than 2,500 German men to measure their erect penises and asking them about their condom size, Jan Vinzenz Krause realized that something was seriously wrong with his countrymen: An overwhelming majority apparently used the wrong condom size.



"People measure their feet when they buy shoes," Krause, the owner of an online condom store, told reporters. "Why shouldn't they measure their penises? A man would not wear children's shoes."

But the reason why many men don't enjoy sex with a condom is that they pick sizes that are too small for them.


http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,1564,1418216,00.html

[Endangered Specie]

1. heh, don't this belong in the Lounge?

[NewJeffCT]

5. it was there earlier this week

I'm sure it was posted by matcom

[datasuspect]

2. Gott im Himmel!

Das ist mir ganz unglaublich!

[Spinzonner]

3. OK, so you just go into the store

and use the convenient measuring device ...

[The Doctor.]

4. Yeah- I hate when that happens.

Sehr schractlich!

[dweller]

6. the old joke goes

that condems should be sized the same way they size olives.

I believe they start with Jumbo and work up to Gargantuan...


dp

[Endangered Specie]

7. Its not like youd be able to sell a man "small" or "fun size" condoms.

[karlrschneider]

8. Doesn't matter to me.

:evilgrin: