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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 02:56 AM
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I OWN YOU!
However, i can't afford your maintenance. So, i'm putting you up for sale.

:crazy:
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 02:57 AM
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1. How much do ya think i'm worth?
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 02:59 AM
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4. I appraise you at $24,000.00 dollars
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 03:00 AM
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6. That's it?
You're cheap. :7
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 03:02 AM
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8. That's your price with a coupon
Normally you'd sell for around $30k.
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 03:02 AM
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9. That makes me feel better
:P
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 02:57 AM
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2. Just hand over the pinks, buddy
and let me go to the DMV myself...
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Birthmark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 02:58 AM
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3. Cheapskate.
If I owned you, I'd have invested in the nanotechnology to make you self-repairing. You don't deserve to own me! Humph!
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Cadence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 02:59 AM
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5. Your not the boss of me!
x(
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 03:03 AM
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10. Yes, i am...
Now go to your room!

;)
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Cadence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 03:08 AM
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12. AHHH Darn it all!
I never get to stay up with the grown ups!!

:grr:
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 03:00 AM
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7. Damn straight
you can't afford my maintenance. I'm costing probably $2500 this week alone. Then again, I'm one of the lucky ones who has health insurance, so I might be able to get you a discount. (I'm being worked up for heart problems secondary to stress - what could I have to be stressed about?!)
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 03:04 AM
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11. Life = Stress
Sad, but true.
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 03:13 AM
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13. Well, I'm hoping
it's just the stress. The other reasons are just a little to scary to contemplate right now.
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 03:27 AM
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14. That is scary
Are you having all the tests done? Do you eat right/exercise?
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 03:59 AM
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15. I had an EKG and chest X-ray lat week
this week's fun is an echocardiogram I had yesterday morning and I am currently having a 48 hour holter monitor (an extended EKG). Hopefully, by Friday I will know if this is just another exacerbation of my mitral valve prolapse (best case scenario) or whether it's something more. If it's just the MVP, I go back on a beta blocker and live a long, fulfilling life being a royal pain in the a** to the rethugs, if it's something else, well, I'm not going to think about that just yet.
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-04 04:04 AM
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16. I digress
don't ya wish you could buy W for what he's worth and sell him for what he thinks he's worth?
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