What's your favorite way to kill a vampire?

[MikeG]

Poll question: What's your favorite way to kill a vampire?

[Abelman]

1. Expose to sun

You've just got to make sure you seperate the ashes, maybe rocket them into space or something.

[Ladyhawk]

13. It doesn't work on really strong vampires, though.

They just get really tan. :)

[Exultant Democracy]

2. with kindness?

[motely36]

3. Let Buffy do it

I mean isn't that like her job?

[MnFats]

4. I like the James Woods method.....

...where you go into a spooky old house, harpoon them and use a winch to drag them out into broad daylight, where they scream and writhe before vaporizing.

I suppose you could use a "wench" for the same purpose.

[Abelman]

9. Good one

I wish I'd seen all of that movie.

[TexasProgresive]

5. The right way-

Buried face down in the center of a cross roads, with the mouth sewn shut and filled with garlic and a stout stake through the back, the heart and deep in the ground. That usually works well.

[baldguy]

6. Silver bullet

or is that for werewolves?

[VTdem]

7. Can u kill one with garlic?

or does that just keep them away. If it kills them then it has to be the best way. you can make him dinner and kill him at the same time.

[Left Is Write]

8. I prefer the tried-and-true exposure to sun trick.

Gets 'em every time.

Off topic, but only slightly: Does anyone else here always think of Edward Hermann as "The Head Vampire" no matter what you see him in?

[maveric]

10. Drink a gallon & half of holy water and urinate on him/her.

It just adds insult to injury.

[nickgutierrez]

11. Ask it a really tough question.

[Mark D]

12. All of the above.

:)

[mr_hat]

14. I keep a clove of raw garlic in my mouth

from sunset to sunup. It gives me time to get to the Holy Water.