FREAKING Karen FREAKING Carpenter!!!!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

I listen to Netscape Radio on my computer at work (commercial free music, any kind you want!) and I love the Holidays Classics station.

BUT EASE UP ON THE KAREN CARPENTER FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY!!!

Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against her, but DAMN if I hear her voice one more time, I WILL throttle someone.

Time for some punk rock.

Bah! Fuck!

[Lavender Brown]

1. That "Merry Christmas, Darling" song?

:D Yeah, it's on about every ten minutes.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

5. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKDAMNSHITHELLASS!!!!!!!!

@$#%*($*(@*$(#@%@#$*@#$@#$@(#$*@$*@#

[Lavender Brown]

11. "logs on the fire, fill me with desire..."

:D

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

13. SHUT!!!!!! UP!!!!!!!!

[motely36]

2. Is there such a thing as punk christmas?

Now that would be an album worth buying!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

4. Oh yeah!

Heck yeah.

[motely36]

6. Can you suggest anything?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

10. Yeah hang on.....

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

16. Ok I found it

I have this CD:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00004YX3G/qid=1101831846/sr=2-2/ref=pd_ka_b_2_2/103-3282486-5384645

It's pretty good. Good for when you've overdosed on the sugary sweet music. "You Ain't Getting Shit for Christmas" how can you not love a song like that??? LOL!

[ET Awful]

22. Try The Vandals "Oi! To the World" :)

With such classics as:

1. Gun for Christmas
2. Grandpa's Last X-Mas
3. Thanx for Nothing
4. Oi to the World!
5. Nothing's Going to Ruin My Holiday
6. Christmas Time for My Penis
7. I Don't Believe in Santa Claus
8. My First X-Mas (As a Woman)
9. Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies
10. Here I an Lord
11. Hang Myself from the Tree
12. C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
13. Overture


And NO, I'm NOT kidding :)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

3. ah that's better

the kids from South Park singing "O Holy Night."

Whew. I can feel the blood pressure going down.

[lapfog_1]

7. I suggest a hunger strike until they stop...

(OK, tasteless, but I couldn't help myself)

[trotsky]

8. I don't care for many of her songs,

but I do think she had one of the most beautiful voices ever.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

12. Oh she's got a gorgeous voice

I mean, erm, she did.

But DAMN, after you've heard her about every five minutes you really want to choke someone. Seriously.

[Richardo]

9. How about ear-worming "2000 Miles" by The Pretenders instead?

Great Christmas song.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

14. Oh God

the John Lennon song "Happy Xmas (War is Over)" is on, and it is making me get all teary, thinking about the war.

Ug.

Ok isn't Christmas music supposed to make you feel HAPPY?

[bif]

15. I thought her brother should have continued on as "The Carpenter."

n/t

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

17. Oh that made me laugh out loud.

[MissMillie]

18. I love her voice

Mind you, I don't hear it every 5 minutes, so I don't react to it the way you do.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

19. Try it. I dare ya.

:evilgrin:

[Beer Snob-50]

20. Her brother wrote a song about her...

"She ain't heavy, she's my sister"

[redqueen]

21. I like Christmas Rapping ( I think that's the title, anyway)

How lame am I?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

23. Not lame

you make me giggle.

[redqueen]

28. Woohoo!

I'm not lame!

:party:

[Richardo]

24. The Waitresses! I like that song, too.

:D:thumbsup:

[motely36]

25. The Waitresses right?

[motely36]

26. Can't let this thread die yet!

Greeting cards have all been sent
The Christmas rush is through
But I still have one wish to make
A special one for you

[Phentex]

30. especially now that THAT song is stuck in my head

damn them!

[sundog]

27. The local mortician...

plays The Carpenters in the lobby during the holidays. :wtf:

I go in there to distribute some flyers, and *Voila* Karen is a singin away. Talk about morbid. It smells like formaldehyde.

That's one profession I will avoid.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

31. Yikes

that is kinda....weird.....

[mr_hat]

29. She's never been the same since the Captain left her.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

32. Hee hee.

As a kid I used to sing their songs all the damn time.