The "Latest Photo Shot From Underneath to Make Him Look Larger" CAPTION

[Crankie Avalon]

"You've got the camera pointed at
me from underneath, that's good, but
be sure ta photoshop some stigmation
--you know, the holes in the hands--afterwards."

[uppityperson]

1. I grabbed her hooters and then she hit me

what is it with this man and his crotch? Is he really THAT insecure? Trousers made by the same tailor as his suit coat and shirt? (Edited/added tailor note)

[alvis]

5. At least his pants are zipped this time

[tuvor]

2. Makes his head look smaller.

That's a good thing.

[elehhhhna]

3. dress right much? wink nudge.

[mark11727]

4. "why didn't anyone tell me my ass was this big?"

Spaceballs

[skip fox]

6. "Well, like the song goes, He's got the whole world in His hands.' I'm

just helping him hold it for a bit."

And W. is "thinking": "I'll only give it back to Him when it looks like I want it to look: A charred ember, a burning anthill of civilizations, a snot wad, a wasteland . . . just ready for the RAPTURE!"

[BringEmOn]

7. Why didn't ya tell me you were filming me from below....

I would have worn my codpiece.