all you people hear make me sick

[teach1st]

all you people hear make me sick. complayning about dead citesen peeple in falooje like they was amercuns or some other white country.like canuda. YOu are librul no it alls but i dont think you no nothing. when the irakees come in threw the bordor at mexico to rape you're daughters and steel you're Bibles you all wont be so dam upity.

now i here you all think the elections is frauded just acause you're guy didnt win my uncle says you think the exit poles was rite and His Holyness Goerge Bush cheet. but he didnt cheet he just wupped you're sorry buts.get over it!! only sissy boys need receets for voteing i trust my leeders if their republicns. my uncle he says exit poles aint' never rite in AMeruca acept for the parts about morel valyous. now exit poles is rite in places were peeple speek funny like the youcrane. but thats probly to complicted four you're little mines. addmit it your just soer loosers.

so in concusion if you all want honest voteing so you can prove who vote dont stay here go to frans or some other hate full country. we dont do commie things like that in aMEruca.

(Forgive me for this, but sometimes I just seem to channel people from CU. It passes. ~teach1st)

[CanuckAmok]

1. Mom, I told you not to log on to DU anymore...

Don't make me take away the TV again!

[distantearlywarning]

2. Wow! You're good.

:-)

[Gnaeus]

3. It's eerie. n/t

[Bluebear]

4. WELL SAID!!!!! THIS IS HUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The libbys are all at there computers anyhow today becuase they don't have family's. They hate any holliday's having to do with God or country anyhow, so you knew they would be here at this commie fagit sight. GREAT MESSAGE BRO my glock's and mag's are ready to go side by side with you! God bless you!

[CanuckAmok]

6. U should buy AMERICAN GUNS not Gloks that is part of the shadow governemtn

of the united nations. You no they're is a chip in those that will disabel them from workin if a democRAT president sneeks back in to the White House like that lesben bich Hitlery.

[Bluebear]

8. No WAY that is HUGH too!!!

I don't put any thing passed those libtard's INCLUDING messing with our fire arm's. Hitlery would be the frist one too take away our arm's, over my dead boddy!!!!!!!!!

[CanuckAmok]

10. no she wuld be 2 bizy giving free money to singel moms on welfraud so

they can have helthy crak babys on are dyme. I no this is true becuse Cheryl-ann works at the countie hospital and she sais all these black teenagers get in the famly way so they can get biger checks evry month. she won't need to mess with the guns becus they alreddy got the french COUARDS too convinse the germans to put the chips in there pistols its in the turner diarees its a GOOD book u shud reed it.

[Bluebear]

12. Turner Diary's? No WAY man, it's like my second Bibble!

Not sack religious or anything, there is only one true Bibble, but Turner Diary's was AWSOME. Fuck France and Germany, and I am SO glad we don't have a French first "lady" (Tereza SHOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Megaditto's!

[CanuckAmok]

14. u shud reed Left behinde then it is gud Jesus kicks ass in that wun.

no i no u arnt being blastfemus i think Our Lord And Saviour Jesus Christ wud be like Turner and that pilot in left behinde wo tels all the siners I TOLD U SO when al there horses start ecksplodin becus they sided with Satan who kills babys and lets men marie men.

it sounds weerd i no but Jesus in left behinde is like a super heroe with som WWF thoun in for gud meshur and it is not sakrelijus you spelt it rong.

Jesus wud not like the LIEburals taking HIS name in vane and changin HIS GOSPELS to say its OK to let islam tak over the wurld and let wimmin go toples on HBO wich i dont wach becuz its not part of the sped pak on cabel.

[spanone]

5. Mr. Bush*, please use spellcheck. Thanks

[indigobusiness]

7. Creative spelling is sexy as hell...

I love you.

[CanuckAmok]

9. itz sek-Z n/t

[indigobusiness]

15. I'm curbing my love.

However you spell it. I'm in the wrong ballgame.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

11. My neighbor was at the VA hospital

with her husband, who was undergoing surgery. In the waiting room, she watched the opening of the Clinton library. One young vet in a wheelchair heaped scorn on Clinton, saying Bush was the Second Coming, etc, etc. My neighbor and a bunch of other folks moved away from him-we don't like lunatics, even in Arkansas!

[CanuckAmok]

13. u shodnt DISHONER the VETRINS like that those boys FOUGHT and

DIED for this contry so you can be free to burn the FLAG at you're drug partys you shud go to irak if you dont like are VETRINS.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

16. It was Veterans and their families

who moved away from this lunatic!

Freepers should go to Iraq and support their dear President's policies.

Freepers wouldn't like to meet the Vets I know, because they would tell them in a far better way to do what I have suggested above.

[CanuckAmok]

21. they mutst be the faggits that r aloud to be in the miltarie now since

KKKlintoon sed it was OK for our troops to marie eachother and not tell anywun.

The reel VETRIN HEROS no Mister Bush is the ONE TRUE DIVINE leder of the AMERICAN people.

I dont no about u but i wuddnt want no fugepaker in a foxhole with me in irak and that is wy i dint inlist.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

22. Yeah, right

Come up to the Arkansas Ozarks sometime and meet some of these vets and their wives. They firmly believe in the Second Amendment, so if I were you, I'd be very respectful. Disrespectful people have been known to go missing up here, and are never found.

[CanuckAmok]

26. u no i am only chaneling a FREE REPUBLIC membur rite?

u no i m ushuly that GODLESS CanuckAmok from the soshalist state of Canda were evrybodie smokes druggs and we reviz the Bibble to be in FRENCH aganst GOD'S WILL

U no i am spufing this and i am a VERTIN my self rite?

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

28. Yes, I know

but wanted any channeled beings and any freeper lurkers to know that they have been warned if they get to my neck of the woods.

[CanuckAmok]

29. i wil tel them wen i c them at tonites Crosburning n/t

[zoeb]

17. Quick call an exorcist

he's channeling a freeper!

[teach1st]

18. The worst part of channeling a freeper...

..is it leaves beef jerky all over the couch.

[zoeb]

20. eeeeewwwwwwww ! n/t

[Bluebear]

23. Not to mention Skoal all over my keyboard

[MisterP]

25. pork rinds!

[xerox]

19. Yeah

what he said!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

24. It's never enough to point out...

"Cu", in Portuguese, is vulgar slang for the anal sphincter.

[teach1st]

27. Yup, that was him...

..he's gone now and so is all my beer.

[Tsiyu]

30. Win he cums back

kick hiz AsS

[auburngrad82]

31. You forgot "morans" eom

[teach1st]

32. you still make me sick and you're beer sucks

i had to come back and posess teach1sts body wunce more acause i seen what you all was riteing.

furst i didnt take all his beer.just a 6 pak be sides who wuld want more. he keeps reely bad librul beer from are emeny jermeny.yuck! and that joke about leeving beef jercky on the cowch is wrong beef jercky it is to aspensiv to leaf be hind.

now i see that some of you all is makeing fun of CHRISSmas songs youd better be care full acause you could wind up in hell, accuse my langwich.

CHRISSmas songs is writted by God Hisself or by Gods Son Baby Jesus. or his Presdidnt Goerge Bush.they are not to be blass famed!! i heerd some wimpy libruls say that CHRISSmas is a pagen holiday. my uNcle telled me what meant pagen. BS!!!!There was fir trees near bettlehem and missle tow to ask rush limbah. the Bible its elf says that jingle bells was on the manager of wich Baby Jesus sleeped in.

now i here you are makEig fun of santa claus.dont you all half any respeck? santa claus is not madeup he is the winnertime Jesus.he gifts presnts to boys and girl what belief in Him other wise you git cola.

Ill keep posess teach1st body and comeing back hear until you commies aregon or move to frans you cant get a way with them lyes. even tho teach1st play that dam hate music from bob dillon all the time its the firsT thing i turn off when i take ofer his body

[achtung_circus]

33. Just how difficult is it

to manage to write like that. It makes my brain hurt just to read it.

[teach1st]

34. It comes naturally almost

I grade fifth grade writing all the time. I model after the less able of the fifth graders and then dumb it down a few notches.