Let's pre-emptively invade the Lounge Forum!

[liberalhistorian]

Since they're busy planning their preempive invasion of GD, they probably won't notice our own invasion preparations until it's too late! I say we lob it right back at them by spreading our own version of peaceful, civilized, serious discourse on important subjects (NO CANDIDATE BASHING ALLOWED!), and assist them as well in determining which is the best song for ___________________ (insert preference), and to keep the J. Lo hate threads going.

Onward, DU GD soldiers!

[Brucey]

1. First you must make the case that they're dangerous...

oh,nevermind, I just remembered the underwear and peeing threads.

[Bunny]

4. Don't forget yaks, ask me anything, sex,

masturbation, cats/dogs, etc. Oh they're a nasty crew, all right. Let's git 'em!

[liberalhistorian]

6. I'm ready when you are!

eom

[meegbear]

2. We need unilateral support first ...

I want a Coalition of the Willing Forums first.

Unless you have proof of threads of mass destruction.

[liberalhistorian]

3. LOL!

"Coalition of the Willing Forums", I like that!

[muriel_volestrangler]

8. Mah Fellow GDers

Proof? Why, just last week my poodle told me they had a poll on which forum should be relegated to the bottom of the forum list. And they votes for us. And my poodle should know, 'cause he's a dog. And they love dogs. Can you see what I'm hinting at? QED. Or should I say WMD?

I declare the Axis of Neutrality, comprising DU Lounge, Meeting Room and Bugs/Features (bugs are just a disguised WMD, you know that, don't you?). We must not rest until all forums are constant arguments that you needn't bother reading, 'cause you can make them up yourselves. Onward!

[gratuitous]

5. Yeah, those damn Lounge lizards piss me off!

How are we coming on those "thread buster" bombs?

[fla nocount]

7. Just dropped one........no response as yet.

Aimed it at the sunshine crowd. It may have taken out everyone over forty.

[liberalhistorian]

10. Over 40?

Don't we want to take out the younger crowd, lol!

[fla nocount]

12. I don't speak the language........can't break their code.

Could go after cats or Fender guitars but there would too much collateral damage over here. I did learn that there are movie buffs over there that have seen the Terminator movies more than once.....some even own the CD's.

[liberalhistorian]

13. Terminator movie buffs?

Now, why doesn't that surprise me?

[Le Taz Hot]

9. "Kum ba ya . . . "

B-)

[fla nocount]

11. Hey look guys! Tactical nukes.

These people don't fool around.