New Fundie Album Needs New Songwriters.

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Pen your own titles and/or lyrics.

[mac56]

1. Way back in the college days

a friend and I wrote and sang a little number called "Jesus Don't Love You When You've Got The Clap".

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. ROFL!!!! That pic of shrub is great! nt

[TwentyFive]

3. Can't wait for Jesus to return -- and kill all my damn enemies. Praise Him

Say this 3 times fast 'damn enemies' ....sounds like the flock has been hitting the sauce again...

[jdots]

4. Most exellent !!!!

here are a few new tunes " Gimme Dat Ol Time Facism "
" My gods better than your god "
'I saw mommy sueing Santa Claus"
" We're building a Bridge to the 14th.Century Polka "
" stand by your Mandate "
ahhhhhhhhhhh

[punpirate]

5. Umm... lessee...

... "Battle Hymn of the Red States"

"Nearer My Bush To Thee"

"Onward Fundie Chickenhawks"

"The Old Rugged Dollar Sign"

"The Wal-Mart in the Wild Wood"

"Oh, Holy Right" (well, Christmas is coming)

"Swing Low, Sweet Halliburton"

"When the Cranks Come Marchin' In"

"Now We Go Pollute the River"

On edit, found a few more hymns:

"Condi, Condi, How Great Thou Art"

"Give `em That Old-Time Torture"

"What a Friend We Have in Ashcroft"


:P

[AmandaRuth]

6. i work with a couple of fundys

and i often find myself humming "fundys hate me, yes they do, cause i vote democratic blue" to the tune of Jesus Loves Me. Under my breath, of course. Someday i will think of some more lyrics to finish that classic little ditty.