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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 12:09 PM
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Tuesday humor, an oldie but a goodie
This Northern guy moves to a small rural Georgia town. Hes lived there for many weeks, and although hes said hello to some of the locals hes never been invited to socialize.

One day, however, he hears a knock at the door. He opens it and sees a big burly Georgian with a thick black beard, missing a few teeth, wearing dirty overalls and no shoes.

Before the guy can say anything, the Georgian says, I come over to invite you to my birthday party tonight.

Birthday party? asks the guy.

Yeah, replies the Georgian. You like drinkin?

Oh sure, says the guy. Ive been known to put away a few at a party.

Well, were gonna drink all night, says the Georgian. Beer, whiskey, bourbon, vodka, even some of Daddys moonshine. You like dancin?

You bet, says the guy.

Well, were gonna dance all night too, says the Georgian. Fast dancin, slow dancin, square dancin, line dancin, gonna do it all. You like to fight?

Well, not really, says the guy, but I guess I can defend myself if I need to.

Well," says the Georgian, theres always a big ol fight near the end. Gets pretty fierce. Sometimes people get hurt. You like sex?

Why, sure, says the guy.

Thats good, says the Georgian, because after the fightin starts the sex. All the rest of the night, sex, sex, sex, till the sun comes up the next morning.

Ill be there! says the guy, dazzled by the promise of a night of drinking, dancing, fighting, and sex. So what time should I show up?

Dont matter, says the Georgian as he walks away. Its only gon' be you and me.
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