Special military draft declared for blue states

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Special military draft declared for blue states
Written by J B Cougar


Liberal Blue-Stater Annie Abbots goes off to war.

Plan is seen as part of president’s new “Get Out the (opposing) Vote” program

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Bush flexed his political muscles Monday with a “selective military service draft” announcement that has sent 49% of the nation into a tizzy of angry protests and demonstrations.

Starting in January 2005, those citizens who voted for John Kerry and reside in a so-called “blue state” will be eligible for a draft that would see them fight in any number of planned military confrontations around the world.

“The American people have spoken, and I have a mantra,” the president said before being quickly corrected by advisor and confidant Karl Rove with the word “mandate.”

Bush said his first order of business as the newly elected emperor-president was to abolish the right to vote, repeal the 22nd Amendment (term limits for presidents) and “begin to migrate the liberal voters of America to places where they can begin to heal the divide that has formed between Democrats and Republicans.”
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This Liberal Blue-Stater Annie Abbots looks like such a hottie looks that I just had to post this }(

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1. well I guess they won't be able to draft too many people

since alla them blue states are overrun by homoseckshul gays and libruls and Jeebus knows we can't have them in the military decorating the barracks, taking over the gyms, serving up gourmet food in the mess halls, and literally sleeping with the enemy.

Ha! funny article though. :evilgrin:

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3. Does sound like a good idea, the French method

Invite them in or infiltrate their homesteads to distort the culture so we can take over while they are not looking }(

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2. can the gung ho have thier armagedon Tuesday ?

Its been a couple of weeks and they are really pissing me off.

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4. bush declares we want to fight SMARTER not harder