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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 02:28 AM
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How can I appeasse Thor? There's lightning outside and I can hear
the goats Tanngrisni ("gap-tooth") and Tanngnost ("tooth grinder")baying as they pull his chariot!!!!

Not only that, I think I pissed off his wife Thil.

I'm in deep shit.
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loveable liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 02:29 AM
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1. a doughnut maybe?
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 02:29 AM
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2. May I suggest you sacrifice a fatted calf to Odin to intercede...
...on your behalf with his son?
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-13-04 02:33 AM
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3. Beef is too expensive.... You got a Christian I can borrow?
I've got a shipment coming in next week and I can pay you back then.

Hell, I don't know, Odin likes Human sacrifices and Thor doesn't... But Odin's his Dad...

Fuck it, maybe I just need to find a cave until he gets over it.
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