Janeane Garafalo would look so beautiful...

[Dukakis88]

...if she would just take off the glasses and drop a few pounds. More people would listen to her if she didn't look like a crack ho street bum. Time for an extreme makeover. Or a sex change. Then people might take her more seriously, if she was a man. People trust men more because of the lack of monthly high-maintenance. As it is, she has this shabby chic look that went out of date on college campuses in the 1950s. Where is your head at, Girlfriend? Beyonce and Lucy Liu are the new fashion role models, not Noam Chomsky and Harvey Pekar. Let out the inner satin doll inside you. You are cute and precious. Let that side out, and you would enchant the world with your special brand of precocious, sassily sensual comedy. Get on a sitcom and play the bitchy wife to Jim Belushi, once his current sitcom goes off the air. Sorry to give you all this advice, Janeane, but it is because I sincerely care about you. Would you like to go out for hoagy sandwiches and discuss career stratergy?

[Crankie Avalon]

1. I think she's very pretty...

...the way she is. :shrug:

[Dukakis88]

4. It's all about potential.

Right now she is a mutt dog, roaming the streets, feeding off the scraps of food left behind by taxi drivers from Ethiopia, and that is very hot food. She could be a happy Pekingese, contentedly sleeping in the lap of a rich kind man with Viagra and whisky.

Reach for the stars, but keep your pretty feet on the ground and off the sofa.

[Crankie Avalon]

9. Well, what can I tell you...

...apart from that I think you're putting me on. ;-)

I mean, c'mon you really want to change this into another generic, surgically altered piece of Hollywood plastic?

(check her out, here: ?path=pgallery&path_key=Garofalo,%20Janeane)

[Dukakis88]

13. That picture was taken last year...

...this is more recent

?path=gallery&path_key=0110169

She has no shame, apparently. Don't go there, Girlfirend!

[Crankie Avalon]

14. LOL!!!

:7

I figured you were just starting off the day by "playing us." :evilgrin:

Good mornng to you, too.:hi:

[Spinzonner]

2. You, on the other hand

we wouldn't take seriously no matter what you looked like ...

[Dukakis88]

3. Not even if I bought you a hoagy sandwich?

I have some coupons for a hoagy sandwiches. :-(

[WoodrowFan]

5. I dunno, in "the Truth about Cats & Dogs"

I thought SHE was the "pretty one"

But then, I think Wonkette is a babe too!

[slor]

6. She is gorgeous as is! n/t

[Gothic Sponge]

7. She should also become addicted to crack!

The youth of america would respect her more. Crack never goes out of style.

:silly:

[mzmolly]

8. Bite me.

:eyes:

Got any beauty tips for Al Franken?

[Dukakis88]

11. He is handsome

I admire his nattily assembled wardrobe and clean cut boy next door looks. If he were to ask to date my 14-year-old daughter I would have no hesitations, because he is a handsome, witty guy with a shapely, muscular bum and the worse case scenario would be a very handsome bastard baby grandson in my house causing up a ruckus with his Franken wit. I want that to happen badly. IF you have hyis fon number, pass it along and we can set up a meet and greet over hoagies.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

10. I respect her for not bowing down to the way women are "supposed" to look

Why should she change? It is the general public that needs to change. Why should she starve herself to look like another Barbie bimbo? I love her just the way she is. As another poster said, she was the pretty one in The Truth About Cats and Dogs. And I and many other women wear glasses too. Should we all change to contacts just so we'll be taken seriously? I hate contacts, I hate putting them in. And if people don't want to listen to my opinion because I wear glasses, they probably really don't want to listen to my opinion because I am a woman.

Prepare to get flamed on this one.

On Edit: I see that you're joking...but you're still going to get flamed.

[BlondieK143]

12. Hey, here's something for ya.

Post YOUR picture and we'll see just what you need to change. I mean, if you're going to have a political voice, it might as well be backed by a great body, right? Right? :eyes:

[Dukakis88]

15. This is a picture. Not one of my best, but it's all i got at hand.

This was after I had just eaten a pizza and watermelon in celebration of Eisenhower victory, so obviously I'm not at peak shape.

[BlondieK143]

16. Dude.

You sooo shouldn't swallow anymore tanning oil. It's realllly bad for you.

[Dukakis88]

17. I don't do that. I am not.

The tanning oil is for my skin, silly. I do like the taste of cocoa butter occasionaly, but get that by licking the bronzed skin of Brazilian she males.

[BlondieK143]

18. I'm not EVEN going to touch that one.

:)

[GreenPartyVoter]

19. Screw

losing weight just to meet Madison Ave standards. She is a beautiful woman, even if she opts not to wear Chanel suits and have her hair coiffed by Jose Eber.

You can be softly curved AND beautiful!
http://curvy.hotusa.org/curvygalleries/curvy/poll.htm

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