6. It must suck to be a Republican right now but.....
the Biblical Rapture only calls for 144,000 souls to be lifted up. Most of the Bible thumpers (if not all) are staying here. Maybe Bush will amend the Bible to include more!
9. The book of revelations was written to keep Christians upbeat...
...while Romans were percecuting them. Rapture or Armageddon was code for a war that was coming between the christians and the romans. They were trying to give hope, and instead they made a bunch of idiots. Duckie
I get rid of a bunch of religious zealots when they start their anti-homosexual crap and then I mention the 144,000. Ask them if they pick only the parts they politically choose to do so. Gets rid of them every time.
Can I have a big house and a big car and lots of money? I know I aint being rapturized so can I live comfortably here with all the rest of the rabble - PLEEEEEESE!
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