The Life & Tragic Demise of slinkerwink

[Zomby Woof]

While frying chicken in her little dorm room... slinkerwink poured too many cups of cornflakes in the batter...

...and POOF. :nuke:

Her last words were..."It was crunchy, sooooo crunchy... like a pretty lost gold star..." :nopity:

Let us now mourn a true DU original... may she live again...

[slinkerwink]

1. It was crunchy, sooooo crunchy... like a pretty lost gold star....

Goodbye, cruel world! ;-) I must now perish, to put myself to cold rest. Here lies slinkerwink!

October 23rd, 2003------November 9th, 2004

[roguevalley]

2. sniffle. that was so very sad. :*(

[slinkerwink]

3. *flails around in death throes*

[ogradda]

4. somebody help her!

medic! ooo please nnoooo....

[slinkerwink]

5. I'm faaaaaaading out.......*sings*

[madrchsod]

7. late night melodrama

at du..will slinkerwink die or will she just fade away............

[slinkerwink]

8. *dies*

[countmyvote4real]

6. I do believe in slinkerwinks, I DO believe in slinkerwinks.

OK, I probably missed a post or two.

And while we're at it... I no longer believe in American (USA) democracy. It's all about cheating. I can only hope that the TRUTH will rise again. You know, kind of like slinkerwink.

[WoodrowFan]

9. (peers closely)

(peers closely) she's still breathing. Non, no, no, holding your breath won't work, I can see you holding it in.