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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:18 PM
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I'm drinking a 30 year old can of Fresca!
Will i die?

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tekriter Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:22 PM
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1. Does it contain cyclamates?
If it does you will.
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:31 PM
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9. Unless you are from Canada!
Canadians use cyclamates and don't die. But apparently we will! :crazy:
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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:23 PM
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2. No, but you'll look incredibly UNcool. TAB would be better.
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exJW Donating Member (309 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:25 PM
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3. What's the occasion?
'74 was a great year for Fresca! The saccharin varietals were helped by a cool but dry summer.
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:26 PM
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4. You've GOT to be kidding...............
that stuff sucked when it was fresh, after 30 years it HAS to be toxic. I hope we haven't heard the last from Gothic__Sponge!:scared:
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:26 PM
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5. Yes. You will certainly die.
But probably not for many years.

If you're 30, you probably have 45-60 years left.

Takes a load off your mind, doesn't it?

--bkl
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:28 PM
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6. wow, that is one ugly ass can
nothing cool or "mod" to it. Might as well say "Drink" instead of Fresca.

Good health to ya!
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:28 PM
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7. one sip and you can put it away for another 30 years
there are no contents in that crap from planet Earth.....
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:29 PM
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8. You won't die, but you'll wish you had after the fresca runs its course.
No pun intended.
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:36 PM
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10. Why is the room spinning?
;)
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