Jesus is coming!!!! LOOK BUSY!!!!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

You, over there! Put that AWAY!

[NYC Liberal]

1. FUCK!

SOMEBODY...HIDE BUSH!

[realisticphish]

12. hes like the crazy uncle

who you hide in a spare bedroom when company comes over


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Straight Shooter]

2. But I'm EATING. Can't I finish my dinner?

Good one, Moonbeam :)

[Dukakis88]

3. Can someone help me off of this Nerf Crucifix?

[HEyHEY]

4. I have a sticker that says that on my mirror

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

5. I found Jesus!!!

He was behind the sofa the whole time!

[NYC Liberal]

7. Who was he hiding from?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

15. Shhhh

He was hiding from bush!!!

[NYC Liberal]

17. I bet Jesus would smack the shit outta Bush!

[sundog]

6. Do I have to delete my porn bookmarks? Does he check the computers?

:shrug:

[freetobegay]

8. I wish that were true!

Glory be to God.

Amen.

[Dukakis88]

9. He's going to be on Celebrity Fear Factor this week.

[Renew Deal]

10. I just logged off the porn sites

that was close

[Hello_Kitty]

11. I work with a guy named Jesus. He's right here.

Don't worry he won't bother you.

[eriffle]

13. don't hide the light of america

under a Bush.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

14. Ok I just found a button that just

comes right out and says it. No mincing words, no beating around about it. It says

"STOP USING JESUS AS AN EXCUSE FOR BEING A NARROW-MINDED BIGOTED ASSHOLE."

Boy I wonder how it would go over if I started wearing THAT around here?

LOL!

[HappinessPie]

16. I have a T-shirt that says this. I intend to wear it frequently....

I also have one that I used to wear ironicallÿ:

Camouflage, emblazoned on front: "GOD SQUAD: On Duty For Jesus," and on sleeve: "Walking Witness"

But now I'm not sure it's so funny...I always thought the combo of army fabric and Jesus sentiments was creepy and contradictory, but now it's just a little "too true to be good."

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

18. Those are good

I just found a couple more I'm going to have to get:

"Believe those who seek the truth, doubt those who claim to have found it."

AND

"I'm for the separation of church and hate."

Good ones.

[Mikimouse]

19. Oh Shit! And this time he really is a pissed off ...

sheet metal worker, just like Robin Williams predicted! We're SO screwed!

[billyoc]

20. Jesus Saves.

He passes to Moses,

Moses shoots,

HE SCORES!! :silly:

[Mikimouse]

22. The crowd goes wild...Score: Christians 2, Lions 10

The Christians are really getting eaten alive by this Lions team today folks!

[MissMarple]

21. It's OK, he likes us,

A LOT. :bounce: