Sheesh~

[teach1st]

Is there anything we can talk about?

[HEyHEY]

1. What happened?

[teach1st]

5. Oh, lots of stop talking about this...

..stop saying that.

This is a discussion board.

[Cuban_Liberal]

2. Whaaaaa...?

Huh?

:shrug:

[alittlelark]

3. We can discuss the advantages of WIDGETS!!!!

....they are sooo cool.

[teach1st]

7. I had a widget

But when it broke, I couldn't get it fixed. Try finding a widget repair person.

[alittlelark]

11. Look in the Fundamentalist Yellow pages

I'll bet there's one there!

[teach1st]

12. But my widget is unorthodox

And it covets my neighbor.

[alittlelark]

13. Your Widet be Damned.....

Damned I say!!!!

[teach1st]

14. But, but..

...it's an original erotic widget. One of a kind, I dare say. And it only covets my neighbor in it's heart. Me? I covet her ass. There. I said it.

[Birthmark]

4. Yes

Please feel free to discuss, at great length, my virtues. C'mon! Let's hear it!! :)

[freetobegay]

6. Not lately.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

8. Thongs?

I mean it used to be really boffo.

[olddem43]

9. It is illegal to talk about what most of us would like to happen.

[teach1st]

10. 23 virgins?

Win the lottery?
Post hypnotic sex?
Rhinoplasty for oil?

[olddem43]

15. None of the above, but if you said it, the FBI and secret service -

would be knocking on your door pretty quick. Not that anyone has any ill wishes toward a certain idiot.