He's not heavy; he's my brother. It's his goddamn anvil that's heavy.

[Rabrrrrrr]

And other famous movie lines, with comical additions. Add your own!

For instance:

Follow the Yellow Brick Road; follow it straight to hell. Where your mother is. You whore.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Charlie don't surf!! He's into cross-country skiing.

[BoX o BooX]

2. You played it for her, you can play it for me. Play it...

Or, so help me, I'll shove this cigarette so far up your urethra you'll be begging me to chop off your dick and fling it in the river. Now play it...

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. ROTFL!!!

urethra is a word that's always good for a laugh, when used properly.

[alphafemale]

21. That's good!

And oddly enough a DVD from WB had just started and that plays "As Time Goes By" just as I read that!

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. We'll always have Paris. Now that you've encased it in carbonite.

[smiley_glad_hands]

5. I'll Be Back, to grope you later. eom

[Maddy McCall]

6. LOL!!!! Too funny.

[smiley_glad_hands]

7. Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore, we're in Jesusland.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a damn. I also couldn't give a shit. I also

couldn't give a flying fuck. In fact, if you were the Pope, and on fire in the vatican library of unique and rare Biblical manuscripts, I would shower you with gasoline. I'd even drink the gasoline first, knowing it would kill me, just to have the chance and the joy of pissing you to death.

[TlalocW]

9. Luke... I am your father!

Oh, some father you are! Did I ever get a card from you for my birthday? Ever take me to the father-son Jedi-Knights picnic?

Don't sass me, boy! I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!

(Both activate their light-sabers)

TlalocW

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. The Force will always be with you. Like chlamydia. Which I gave you. Sorry

[TlalocW]

11. Rosebud...

THAT'S my favorite kind of flower! Rosebuds! *ACCKK!* My heart!

TlalocW

[BoX o BooX]

Papa, can you hear me? Then please take your hand off my ass.

Perv.

[EstimatedProphet]

12. Stolen from the original SNL, but still worth it:

Rosebud...
Henri...
with mustard.

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Love means never having to say you're sorry. So, that said, I shot yer ma

[alphafemale]

14. SOYLENT Green is PEE-PL ...bzzzscit-static....People friendly.

Be patriot. Volunteer yourself for the soylent green program or the terrorists win

[BoX o BooX]

15. Show me the money!

No money, no blowjob! You think you're dealing with an amateur???

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. Me love you long time!!

Longer than your dick, anyway. HA HA HA HA!! Stupid American asshole. Pay first.

[BoX o BooX]

17. You WILL bow down before me, Jor-El!

And when you do, I'm going to show you what I learned at Fat Camp.

[alphafemale]

18. That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball!

But even the 6 year olds are able to steal his quarters.

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. You'll believe a man can fly. And why not? You believe an ignorant moron

who was AWOL and is a war criminal can lead the world's most powerful nation. You assholes. Obviously, it takes absolutely nothing to fool you other than to say "by the power of Christ!" before whatever we say. "By the power of Christ, Superman flies!" Idiots.

[TlalocW]

20. Bond... James Bond

But everyone calls me Slappy. Bring me a YooHoo... Shaken. Not stirred.

TlalocW

[BigMcLargehuge]

22. of all the gin joints in the world, she had to walk into mine...

stupid blind woman.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

23. OK, a variation of the theme:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1955342

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. I coulda been a contender. But no, I had to go party with a bunch of

cross-dressing dwarf nuns, and now I have rabies. "Oooh, it'll be fun" they said. "Just watch us do that again" they shouted at me. "You'll never guess how I did that" they made me guess as I winced in pain, desperate to get out but transfixed by the debauchary. Next thing I know, I'm knee deep in Fleischmann's Gin and Astro-Glide not knowing where my hand was, and realizing with growing horror that I didn't want to know any more.

[blondeatlast]

25. They're creepy and they're kooky,

Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,

\and they call them George Bushbots.

[DS1]

26. Obi wan to Luke during the second torpedo run in Ep IV. *ahem*

I did your mother.

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. "That boy was our last hope." "No, there is another."

"You know, Yoda, his mom was hot. I did her."

"I know. So did everyone."

"So is Vader really his father?"

"Who knows? Any one of us it could have been, hmmmm?"

"Sigh."

[DS1]

31. mmm, potk padme I will

You, on the other hand, no so lucky.

/Yoda

[skygazer]

27. What we have here is a failure to communicate.

Because I just can't understand a word you're saying, Dubya, and that's the durn truth.

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. There's no place like home. That's where Uncle puts his hand up my shirt.

[Rabrrrrrr]

30. If you build it they will come. And tear it down and laugh at you. Weenie.