I want to put a bullet in the next DU'er who leafs up a flamethrower

[Dukakis88]

I've been trying to use my flamethrower to start flame wars, and everytime I put it down, someone comes along and stuffs leaves in the exhaust pipe. As a result, I've had the thing blow up in my face twice and had to get skin grafts from a marmoset, because I can't afford human skin without health insurance. Please don't do it again; if not for me, think of the marmosets.

[da_chimperor]

1. Would that be a Pygmy marmoset?

http://www.spfdbus.com/JessZoo/maroset/Album5.html

[Dukakis88]

3. It was a pygmy marmoset / chiuhuahua puppy / feral cat hybrid...

[da_chimperor]

5. My mom got one of those last year

it was a pretty good pet until it tried mating with an electric socket. We still haven't gotten the smell out.

[7th_Sephiroth]

2. change to a pure chemical flame thrower

nothing to leaf up

[Maestro]

4. Funny

I'll put my extinguisher out.