So THAT'S how they did it. Not gay marriage. Not "security moms."

[short bus president]

They got the orgy vote.

We all had a good laugh last month over Scalia's coming out in support of lascivious group frolicking. But Karl Rove had the last laugh. He knew Scalia had brought in the orgy vote, and that it was gonna be enough to put `em over. That despicable fucking genius!

We need strategery to regain this crucial constituency in 2008, folks. In time for the 2006 elections, if we can. If anybody out there would like to volunteer to get together and work on this, please PM me for location and edible-underwear-flavor-preference information.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

1. Nah it's the inarticulate southern drawl vote

Deez good ol' boyz don't trust no one who don't talk like 'em.

[short bus president]

3. Hey, I talk like 'em.

I just thankfully don't think like 'em.

;-)

[DBoon]

7. Some people only speak in a drawl

Some actually think that way. Must keep the two separate.

[JohnKleeb]

2. I knew it!

Thats why Scalia said it.

[short bus president]

4. Right?

Sheer fuckin' genius.

[JohnKleeb]

5. I know

We have to have Ted Kennedy on TV saying we support orgies now too, not just threesomes but foursomes.

[short bus president]

6. We all have to do our part.

You're still a bit young, I think, but dammit, if it's what my country demands of me, I'll take the foul end of the chain and give Teddy a reacharound.

He seems like a sweetie. I'm sure he'd get me drunk first.

;-)

[JohnKleeb]

9. haha

good luck on that. He's probably better than Fat Tony.

[Streetdoc270]

8. Dont forget the 'Man on Box Turtle' vote

:)

[short bus president]

10. you'd think

that between Scalia, Thomas, and Rick SaintRectum they'd have the pervert vote completely locked up. I'm PROUD to stand as evidence to the contrary!

[jdots]

11. How do you keep the slip &slide really slippery ?

the rubber clothes are fine,but when people show up with the leather stuff with spikes,there goes the slip &slide's whole funtion.

[short bus president]

12. sure, but once the slip & slide is shredded,

along comes the breath-play contingent to frolick in the copious makeshift tourniquets.

;-)

[short bus president]

13. Oh yeah - I'm shamelessly kicking and pandering.

And pouting, since nobody's sent me a PM yet to ask what flavor of edible panties I like. <pout>

Do you people not have it in you to reclaim the orgy vote for Democrats in 2008? Where's your spirit of "the old college try?" In fact, that's a GREAT spirit to invoke here, 'cause we can make it like one of those mythical phone-booth-cramming contests from the movies, except to see how long of a DUer daisy chain we could make...

[NashVegas]

14. You Know, It's Amazing

How little the Friday afternoon Osama video gets mentioned.

Fascinating, actually.

[short bus president]

15. *snarf*

"Hey Unca Dick - hot orgy in Osama's cave tonight. You in?"

;-)

I really think I need to open a bar and call it "Osama's Cave."

[JohnKleeb]

16. that sounds nice shortbus honestly

[short bus president]

17. Nice try, Kleeb

I'll still need to see yer ID. :P

[JohnKleeb]

19. bah to hell with that

In old country I can legally drink and you know that.
Deutchland

[short bus president]

20. Tell you what, man

You get us 2 plane tickets, and I'll take you to Germany and get ya shitfaced. Just be VERY careful about using phrases like "shitfaced" around Germans. They have some weird, weird sexual proclivities.

:P

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

18. We could have it out doors with a big bonfire and howl at the moon

and look at some photos... how about that?

[short bus president]

21. Afraid it's a no-can-do, my friend.

How're we gonna get proper lighting for the video outdoors? Especially with a big-ass bonfire going on? Maybe we can have the post-production after-orgy outside by the fire, but the main event's gonna have to be indoors, in front of the cameras, under hot lights, on a tarp covered with crisco. I hope you'll understand...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

22. well, okay, I keep forgetting those damn details.... can't we spring

for the fancy cameras that see by firelight, though?