Humanist Hymns: Come Thou Long Expected Rapture

[Sandpiper]

(Sung to the tune of: "Come, Thou Long-Expected Jesus")

Come, thou long-expected Rapture;
Come for them, and take them away,
While I, with my camera, capture
Wonders of the heav'nly display.
Choirs of angels, now descending
Come to lead the believers away;
Lifting the faithful to heights never-ending.
Take them all, O, Happy Day!

Take their leaders, please, among them:
Robertson and Falwell, too.
Also, take the sleaze among them:
Swaggart and Bob Tilton will do.
Men of arrogance, men of anger,
So judgmental in all that they do.
Passing out answers to all of life's questions;
When in fact, they haven't a clue.

Gather up the televangelists;
All those who annointing receive.
They've been planning this trip for ages;
Suitcase packed, they're ready to leave.
All the con men and tearful criers,
The prophesiers and liars and thieves,
Preachers who rant: a whole pantry of Elmer Gantrys,
Don't forget to take all of these.

As I watch them all ascending
I'll admit I'm truly aghast.
TBN has exclusive coverage of
PTL's last telecast.
Now's the season to welcome reason,
For superstition's a thing of the past.
Once we are free from the pious and chosen,
Peace on earth can be ours, at last!

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Forum/8666/x_hymnal.html

[taxismom]

1. Looking for "values"

I googled dominionism and chased this down:
http://www.lifeway.com/lwc/article_main_page/0,1703A%253D158320%2526X%253D1%2526M%253D50011,00.html
Note the very last paragraph...don't vote geographical, pocketbook, or party....vote your values

This is an billion dollar movement we are up against.