Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten

[wicket]

OMG!!!! :crazy:

http://shop.relapse.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=87146

Updated: 5:51 a.m. ET Nov. 3, 2004TAIPEI, Taiwan - A man leaped into a lion’s den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.

“Jesus will save you!” shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.

“Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.

One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.

Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.

[Jack Schitt]

1. And it's people like him that will be...

leading this country for the next four years.

May God help us all...

[wicket]

2. EXACTLY!!!!

Hoo boy.

[KingChicken]

3. That is an analogy to describe the neo-cons, fake reality.

[olddem43]

4. We should start a forum named "stupid fundie tricks"

[wicket]

7. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'd LOVE to see that heh :)

[Dude_CalmDown]

5. If I were Jesus I'd be laughing my ass off...

"Hey Paul! Paul, check this out! Do you believe this idiot? Shit, I'm the son of God and I can't fucking believe it!"

[BlueHandDuo]

6. I didn't think they believed...

...that animals have souls.

So what's to save?

[BiggJawn]

8. Wish the stupid ass had gotten his guts torn out.

"Countdown" had the clip on.
Now the Tee-Veee Telly-vangelists will have him on to describe how GAWD "Protected him" while he was "in the Lion's Den"...

Everybody makes money!

[Imalittleteapot]

9. So, is the lion converted and is he a

Republican?

[spatlese]

10. LOL

That's crazy!

[wicket]

11. Swift Boat Lions for Truth!

[Endangered Specie]

12. Now I hope he tries to convert poisionus snakes

and sharks.