Single Canadian Lady - Vancouver is lovely

[yvr girl]

Anyone want to come up here and make my parents happy?

[da_chimperor]

1. I will!

Me! Me!

On edit: I'm pretty good looking. I can cook too, and clean, but I don't do windows. Sorry.

[Phillycat]

2. Would you consider a same-sex life partner?

I'm pretty cute and I can cook!

[yvr girl]

10. Can't say that I would, but HEyHEY is taking applications

He seems open to creative arrangements.

[HEyHEY]

11. You know it!

As long as I get paid

[Is It Fascism Yet]

61. LOL

[7th_Sephiroth]

3. i cook, i clean

i hate bush and i have a massive tongue to pleaseure you with

[yvr girl]

7. That's quite an offer n/t

[7th_Sephiroth]

12. interested?

i do windows

[yvr girl]

21. Would you be willing to audition?

I don't like streaks!

[7th_Sephiroth]

27. sure

*and i said i do windows, but doing them and doing them good are 2 seperate things*

[yvr girl]

50. Well, enthusiasm does count for something. n/t

[7th_Sephiroth]

51. i last for hours in bed

and i am verry well endowed

[yvr girl]

52. With Windex?

We are talking about doing windows, right.

[7th_Sephiroth]

53. i use a windex rubbing alchohol mix

its good for the soul

[yvr girl]

54. Wax on. Wax off.

Is it scented at least.

[7th_Sephiroth]

56. no

but i got flavored condoms *lol*

[yvr girl]

57. I have a feeling we're not talking about windows anymore

Question is, can you give a good massage. I fell asleep in a heap of despair last night which gave me a really bad kink in my neck.

[7th_Sephiroth]

60. i took a few massage classes

i am verry gifted with massage

[yvr girl]

64. I'm usually the gifted one

This could be a nice change.

Ah, a little lower. That feels good.

[7th_Sephiroth]

66. :)

now, how do i get to canada?

[GOPisEvil]

4. Hey - I can even get a EU-nation passport if the need arises...

It would be all good! :D

[yvr girl]

14. Me too

We could just trapse through Europe.

[GOPisEvil]

15. Not Greece, though...

...I don't want to have to serve in their army. ;-)

[yvr girl]

16. Are they waiting for you or something?

It's a great country, but I've already been there, so ok.

[GOPisEvil]

17. No, but if I go back under their passport, I might be subject to draft.

It's a risk I really don't want to take. The rest of Europe will have to do.

[yvr girl]

18. You forget, I have one too

You can use your American passport in Greece. Two passports are handy.

[GOPisEvil]

19. Ooooooooh...interesting!

American passport in Greece, then pull the ol' switcheroo!!! :D

[yvr girl]

22. Don't you think that quantities of Ouzo would help right now

And the Greek Islands are a fun place to frolick ;D

[GOPisEvil]

23. Yeah...I have to say that Ouzo would help.

I left Greece when I was 2. I don't remember much about any frolicking I may have done.

[yvr girl]

25. You haven't frolicked since you were two?

How sad is that?

[GOPisEvil]

26. Not in Greece.

I think frolicking is illegal in Texas.

[yvr girl]

30. But isn't there a lot of open space

Surely, you must be able to frolick in some out of the way place.

[GOPisEvil]

31. Oooooh...that's so dirty!

Illicit frolicking!!!

[yvr girl]

33. It's the best kind really

Nothing like a little bit of danger to spice things up.

[GOPisEvil]

34. I agree!

Maybe when I feel a little more like frolicking, I'll get out there.

[yvr girl]

35. You need to get liquored up

I hear that there's a bar open. Something about lizards. It's all free. C'mon, I'll buy you an Ouzo.

[GOPisEvil]

36. Are you trying to get me drunk and

take advantage of me?

[yvr girl]

38. I'm just encouraging you to frolick and drink

Don't you like to frolick? I like to frolick, but to each their own.

[GOPisEvil]

39. Drinking leads to frolicking, no?

:D

[yvr girl]

42. It's been known to

But you can frolick without liquor and get liquored without frolicking.

Are you against frolicking or liquor?

[GOPisEvil]

43. I am pro-drinking (not to excess) and pro-frolicking.

They can be mutually exclusive though. I have frolicked sober and have consumed alcohol without frolicking.

[yvr girl]

45. Exactly my point. In fact, I am

drinking right now. But I'm not frolicking.

[GOPisEvil]

46. I had 3 margaritas last night.

I'm being good tonight.

[yvr girl]

47. I'm not being bad yet

I'm having a desperation drink. Vodka and V-8.

[GOPisEvil]

48. I'm afraid that if I start tonight, I won't stop.

:-)

[yvr girl]

49. Mourn today, then move forward

Not that I'm saying to get shit-faced or anything. I think you're doing the right thing. Hang out in the lounge. Chill. It's better to turn your disappointment into an action plan rather than bitterness.

[short bus president]

59. You WHORE! You scavery two-timer!

There's only one solution to this conflict. I propose a threesome. Rock, paper, and scissors...

[LastKnight]

5. i can be there in a few hours!

dont go nowhere.

-LK

[Mojambo]

6. Is this the DU version of the Dating Game?

Seriously though, I'm in Seattle. I could be at your side by the end of the day.

I promise nothing but laughs and love.

[yvr girl]

8. People have met in stranger ways

We should meet in Bellingham and have coffee.

[Mojambo]

24. I could do Bellingham.

When DU goes down a level or two send me a PM.

[Wols]

65. "I promise nothing but laughs and love."

That's funny!

[eataTREE]

9. Heh. I'm already married and already Canadian.

Trouble is -- I'm married to an American woman, who has two children by her previous husband and thus cannot move out of the state.

Otherwise, I'd be booking my flight back right about now.

[LincolnMcGrath]

13. Pick Me!

:thumbsup:

[kayell]

20. Know any nice Canadian lesbians looking for an OWL? I'm a great cook &

I'll make their garden look fabulous.

[exJW]

28. Send me an application form...

Vancouver is much closer to Texas than Paris, and, well, I'm about over Texas anyway.

[yvr girl]

32. Application Form:

Name/Identity:
Where are you from:
Age:
Height:
Best pick-up line:
Special Talents:
Favourite Movies a)Drama b)Comedy :
On our first date, we will...

[warrens]

29. I'm half Canadian

So I might get there on my own. Just kidding. This is MY country, not those nazi bastards'.

[Jack Schitt]

37. Single, eh?

Tell us about yourself. :) :D

[yvr girl]

40. Canadian citizen for starters

Let's see, I'm part English, German, Italian, Irish and Norwegian. My favourite season is summer. I'm a good cook, not that I do it much. I am known to give a fantastic massage.

[KamaAina]

41. Not sure exactly how happy your parents would actually be

but what the hey, you're actually closer to me (Hawai'i) than you are to Halifax, and our own Aloha Airlines (no snickering, please) flies direct...

[yvr girl]

44. Well Hawaii is one of my favourite places

I've flown on Aloha.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

55. Funny that you mention it.....

but I was just eyeing an audition ad for the Victoria Symphony.

I'm married with 2 kids, though...sorry!

[Gothic Sponge]

58. Pick me!

I'm loads of fun! Well...not today. :(

[yvr girl]

63. Did you fill in the application above?

How much fun?

[Is It Fascism Yet]

62. Do you think Canada will grant political asylum to American refugees?