so, just Let me introduce myseLf

[sniffa]

my name is humpty
pronounced with an umpty
yo Ladies, oh how i Love to hump thee
and aLL the rappers in the top 10, pLease aLLow me to bump thee
i'm steppin taLL, y'aLL, and just Like humpty dumpty
you're gonna faLL when the stereos pump me
i Like to rhyme, i Like my beats funky
i'm spunky
i Like my oatmeaL Lumpy

[henslee]

1. Uh, didn't I see you once get busy in a burge king batrhoom?

[sniffa]

8. i'm crazy

aLLow me to amaze thee
they say i'm ugLy but it just don't faze me
see, i'm stiLL gettin in the girLs' pants
and i even got my own dance

[Phillycat]

2. Don't you like the girls with the zoom?

[sniffa]

5. in a 69 my humpty nose'LL

tickLe your rear

[Worst Username Ever]

3. I'm sick with this.

Straight gangster mac.
but sometimes I get ridiculous.
I'll even buy you crackers and your licorice.

[Magrittes Pipe]

Yo fat girl. Come here, are you ticklish?

Yeah, I called you fat;
Look at me, I'm skinny.
It never stopped me from gettin' busy.

[Worst Username Ever]

10. I'm a FREAK

I like the girls with the boom.
I once got busy in a burger bathroom.

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Yo fat girl- come here, are ya ticklish?

[amandae]

9. Yeah, I called you fat, look at me I'm skinny ..

never stopped me from gettin' busy ....

;)

[NoSheep]

13. Brilliant!

[jdots]

4. I am Shecky & i like to Polka

what the fuck rhymes with polka ?

[MostlyLurks]

12. "While I'm gettin' busy on a corduroy sofa"? n/t

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. In a 69 my Humpty nose will tickle your rear.

[sniffa]

11. peopLe say, "yo humpty"

you're reaLLy funny Looking
but that's aLright cuz i get things cooking