All I want is a winning lottery ticket and a kid who poops in the potty

[Ellen Forradalom]

Is that too much to ask for?

[SmileyBoy]

1. Hell, all I want is a winning lottery ticket!!!

Now I wonder what the Powerball numbers were last night...

[Glenda]

2. Well, it's a strange combination.

Ok, granted. What is your third wish?

[Ellen Forradalom]

3. A French lover.

Thanks.

[Glenda]

7. Now that's going to take a little more time.

But your wish will be granted ;)

[rwheeler31]

No that is reasonable, I hope you get what you want.

nt

[AngryOldDem]

4. The day your kid is potty trained...

...is truly a day of liberation.

Hang in there. :hi:

[madaboutharry]

5. I remember that

feeling really. Well, the poop eventually did go where it was supposed to.

[camero]

6. The kid will be ok

The lottery is quite different. The house always wins.

[short bus president]

8. Keep all the losing lottery tickets, though

and you'll never need to buy toilet paper.

;-)

[SarahB]

9. I want the same thing.

My kid is 3&1/2 and is pee trained, but won't poop. Today I wasn't up for intense hovering and washing out of underwear (bronchitis), so I stuck him in pull-ups. He was happy though- got to take three nice, big dumps. :grr:

Now for the winning ticket....

[Ellen Forradalom]

11. My kid is FIVE, I'm tellling you, FIVE

and has issues with pooping in the potty. Mostly he cleans it up himself, but still, P.U.!
And the laundry! We bought a washer with a sanitize cycle, thank gawd.

P.S. I'll split the ticket with you. Deal?

[SarahB]

12. I went though it before with my 9 year old son.

He was past 5 when he stopped having accidents too. Then, he'd hold it in for days and have giant toilet clogging poops. Better now, but I'm still a really handy woman with a plunger. It gets better though, I promise, but it sure is as frustrating as heck sometimes too. :(

[greblc]

10. How does that go...?

Wish in one hand Sh*t in the other.

Have you done the pant less weekend?

Put potty chairs in every room and have clean up supplies handy.
Spend the weekend with the youngin' literally sitting on or nearby the
potty.No Pants or Diapers all weekend. It's a hard price to pay but have a Barney Video Marathon.

It worked for my 2 boys. Good Luck!

[Bossy Monkey]

13. I don't know, but find a fiddler and a steel guitar and you've got a

Top 10 country hit.:)

[Spider Jerusalem]

14. Nice avatar.

I love that book. Especially "The Assassination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race". (and it shows up in your profile but not your posts, for some reason.)

[carolinalady]

15. a quick story

After I had my second son it was time to train son #1. He was about 29 months old and it was summer, so my family and I would say "Look Jakey, you haven't peed on that tree yet!"--we lived in the woods. One day, a couple of weeks after he was getting on to the whole thing, we had a rather large barbeque. We were sitting on the patio and I looked over at my adorable son just in time to see him take down his pants, grab the swimming pool fence and poop right in front of every one! Oh well , he turns 14 tomorrow and sometimes I long for those days. Good Luck.

[shraby]

16. I predict one thing.....

you'll potty train your child before you win the lottery.

[carolinalady]

17. lol so true esp. since I now live in NC....

no lottery - ARCHAIC!
I lived in PA all my life and miss those regular donations to the seniors.

[Ellen Forradalom]

18. Don't be so sure.

At the rate things are going, I could be a multimillionaire with a poopy-butted kid.

[Skittles]

19. LOL

I took a message for a guy at work last night who was in a meeting - his wife called to say their little boy had pooped in the potty. :)

[trof]

20. All I want is a room somewhere,

Far away from the cold night air.
With one enormous chair,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?
Lots of choc'lates for me to eat,
Lots of coal makin' lots of 'eat.
Warm face, warm 'ands, warm feet,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?

You knew it was only a matter of time, didn't you?
;-)