My short letter to Matt Lauer

[politicaholic]

Dear Mr. Lauer,

I saw the interview with ex-Mayor Rudy Giuliani. When he blamed the plundering of tons of highly leathal weapons stocks in Iraq on the troops to my surprise you quickly changed the subject instead of actually questioning that statement further. That made me think of something that may help you in your profession in the future.

I know you have some experience with this and you were thinking of doing this before you got the gig on Today.

When starting your own landscaping business it is best to start doing your marketing now since it's winter. That way you can put together a realistic business plan and apply for the small business loan to buy the all too essential tools it requires to do the job of a knucklehead like yourself. You must also take that rather overblown and wholly undeserved paycheck of yours and buy a truck. One that may give the impression that you have something...anything in your pants. Then you can spend all day working with the soil and growing something beautiful. You know, something productive for society other than "stupiding" up my TV.

You are the worst interviewer on television. The earth calls you my son...go...GO!
Sincerely,
--my name--

[swag]

1. Wow. Beautiful letter. Big smiles and laughs on this end.

[Pirate Smile]

2. LOL. Nice.