What is this 'felate' thing you speak of, Chavez?

[DS1]

:shrug:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

1. When a little bird loves a flower very much.......

[DS1]

2. Like that chick in your John Kerry picture?

Think she'd felate him, whatever that means?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. you are a very very bad person

[DS1]

11. You're just coming to that conclusion now?

Sheesh

[CO Liberal]

18. Please Don't Mention "Coming"

That'll get this thread locked for sure.

:-)

[DS1]

21. Alan Cummings is a fine actor

I will not tolerate you slandering his name like that

[CO Liberal]

33. Don't Forget Bob Cummings

Source: http://epguides.com/

The Cast of "The Bub Cummings Show" (aka "Love That Bob")

Bob Cummings as Bob Collins
Rosemary DeCamp as Margaret MacDonald
Ann B. Davis as Charmaine "Shultzy" Schultz
Dwayne Hickman as Chuck MacDonald
Nancy Kulp as Pamela Livingstone
Lyle Talbot as Paul Fonda
Lisa Gaye as Collette DuBois

[DS1]

36. Cummings makes some fine diesel engines

You can pack a whole busload

[the Princess]

52. STOP saying Cummings!!!!!!! LOL

[CO Liberal]

59. OK....

**** mutterring under my breath ****

Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings Cummings

:-)

[the Princess]

You have a REAL mean streak do you know that??? LOL

[Kat45]

78. Guess what Cummings Engine's ticker symbol is...

:D

[DS1]

96. Shame, and yes I just looked it up

:7

[RetroLounge]

103. not to mention that dirty old man

e.e. cummings

RL

[jukes]

27. he has to wait

till his 2nd term, or bobbarr will out him too early. then the spitters wd be aghast...

[Name removed]

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[DS1]

4. You make it sound like something holy

:7

[pagerbear]

6. "Take, eat. This is my body, given for you..."

[the Princess]

10. *snicker*

All men think they have something Holy *there* LOL

[pagerbear]

13. Many men do

Some are lesser gods, some are greater gods....

[CO Liberal]

15. Others are False Gods....

:-)

[the Princess]

16. T'is true - more's the pity there are not more GREATER God's.

[DS1]

17. So "Children of a Lessor God" is all about playas with small dicks

Wow, I miss so many underlying things in movies these days

[the Princess]

22. Read between the lines babe - between the lines!

[redqueen]

19. But they all need to be worshipped.

:evilgrin:

[the Princess]

25. T'is true! All need to be worshipped

All hail the Holy Felate. Ooooooooommmmmmmmm.

[DS1]

26. LMAO

OOmmmmmm indeed

[the Princess]

7. The way I do it?

It's a blessed event! :)

[CO Liberal]

8. It Must Be

You hear lots of cries of "Oh, God - Oh, God"!!!

:-)

[DS1]

9. Do you get sprinkled with holy water?

:evilgrin:

[the Princess]

12. If you do it right! LOL

[DS1]

14. I don't want to see a post from either of you for 30 minutes

!!!

[the Princess]

20. LMAO - do you think 30 minutes will be enough??

[DS1]

23. I didn't set a maximum time

:-)

[pagerbear]

24. Holy water? I've never heard it called that.

[DS1]

28. Bet you've never heard of the pearly white gates, either

OoOh,, tombstone in 4, 3, 2

Yes, curse10, this is all just for you :toast:

[the Princess]

29. Well - it is called by many names

But we all know what we mean! LOL

[jukes]

32. you meant

"holey", right? & THAT shd def lock this down!

[Phillycat]

30. Thread locked in 4,3,2....

:nuke:

[the Princess]

31. Man this is just a little fun! *pout*

[jukes]

42. we're still on live feed, folks

curse10 must be on potty break.

i predict another "night of the penii" looms...

[DS1]

34. Oohh, you say that with such... authority

kinda makes me wanna get on my knees LOL

[Phillycat]

35. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kneel and worship your mistress! :spank:

[the Princess]

38. Come join me!!! On your knees!

[DS1]

39. *shuffle*

[Phillycat]

40. You could always edit the subject to say "falafel".

[DS1]

43. Leave Bill out of my sex thread, please

[the Princess]

46. Oh see now you spoiled the mood. I like it dirty but O'Reilly is just sick

[DS1]

50. I know, suddenly my fingernails were flush

:evilgrin:

[CO Liberal]

37. It's Only a Matter of Time.....

[DS1]

41. Gotta get it to 40

and why are you still typing? :nuke:

[CO Liberal]

47. It's At 47 Now

:-)

[the Princess]

44. Yes it is dear. What time will you be home???????? LOL

[CO Liberal]

45. Not for a Few Hours

So you can go sit down....

:-)

[Name removed]

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[DS1]

49. Oooooooo yeah *Barry White voice*

and to think I thought I'd not get ~anything~ done today :-)

[the Princess]

51. Yes - thank you dear one!!! LOL

[jukes]

53. where's that schlade?

are they waiting for us to run out of smut?

[DS1]

54. I'd call this the 'Golden Hour' but people would accuse me of being

German :evilgrin:

[the Princess]

56. "OOOOOOOOOOOO" Good one!!!!!!!!

[DS1]

57. Danke!

OOPS O8)

[the Princess]

55. T'is not smut unless you make it so. T'is natural and beautiful.

[Wat_Tyler]

58. LOCKING.

If there is a God, I now have emergency mod powers.

[DS1]

61. Bla-ho me, imposter

[CO Liberal]

62. Ah - Proof That Us Pagans are RIGHT!!!!

:-)

[Beware the Beast Man]

63. By the power of God/Buddah/Allah/Odin/a tree fairy

Make it stop, Wat!!!!!

[Wat_Tyler]

65. Maybe if we get some duct tape.

Duct tape always works, right?

[Beware the Beast Man]

68. Don't encourage them!

[CO Liberal]

77. Too Late - We're Encouraged

:-)

[the Princess]

69. OH YEAH - DUCT TAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOL

[Phillycat]

67. The Power of Greystoke!

[the Princess]

71. You can try

But you can't stop the GROOVE! Oooooommmmmmmmm LOL

[the Princess]

64. Prude!

[the Princess]

60. I need a cigarette.................and I don't smoke. LOL

[CO Liberal]

66. But There's Many a Time That You're Smokin', Honey!

:evilgrin:

[the Princess]

70. Woooooooooooo Hoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOL

[DS1]

72. wow, I leave a computer to walk home and it's up to 72

I'm so proud of you guys! :grouphug:

[CO Liberal]

73. When We're Inspired....

...DU-ers can do amazing things!

:-)

[Amaya]

74. feelin' a little loopy today, eh?

:)

[DS1]

75. Loopy? No

O8)

[CO Liberal]

76. Who's Loopy?

:shrug:

[the Princess]

79. I've done Loopy............

I mean BEEN Loopy! :evilgrin:

[CO Liberal]

80. Me, Too

Been AND done...

:-)

[the Princess]

81. Oh you Nasty Boy..............

It's Ms. Zitkus if you're nasty!! LOL

[CO Liberal]

82. I'm As Nasty As I Need To Be

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

83. HEY, HEY, HEY - JEEZ PEOPLE IT'S CALLED PRIVATE

MESSAGING FOR PETE'S SAKE - Get a room! - my computer now wants a cigarette!

:P

[CO Liberal]

84. When You're Over 40 Miles Away From Each Other...

...you make do.

:-)

[JimmyJazz]

85. yeah, but there is a back door on this thing...

you're steamin' up my monitor.

:7

on edit: I'm all flustered - made a typo

[CO Liberal]

86. Please Don't Mention Back Doors!

That's another subject entirely!!!!

:-)

[JimmyJazz]

88. aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - stop! stop!

mommy!!!!!!! you really are going for the lock on this one! Don't have to ask what you'll be doing later. And for Pete's sake, keep it to yourself would ya???

:P

[jukes]

90. butt, 101er

is *mighty* proud, of her back-porch!

[DS1]

93. I'm sure Robert Plant would be inspired

by her shrubbery

[JimmyJazz]

95. lol - I am a bit proud of it, now that you mention it:

I'm never going to live that down, am I?

[jukes]

87. they're so bad, 101er!

it's embarrassing!

why WON'T this thread go away?

[DS1]

89. It's a gift

:party:

[JimmyJazz]

92. How's the rash?

:P

[DS1]

94. You actually look guilty about it for a change

:*

[JimmyJazz]

91. Because people like you keep kicking it?

Now get in the spanking line forming in the other thread...

[DS1]

97. no, people like ME keep kicking it

:7

[JimmyJazz]

99. blatant, obvious kicking of ones own thread - isn't

there a penalty for that???

on edit: I'm the 100th post! Yea for you - no go put some medicine on that rash - maybe you'll be less crabby.

[CO Liberal]

100. And People Like Me!

:-)

[jukes]

98. redqueen

just paddled my heinie severely, thank you. sobered my dependant-ass up, she did.

i'll be a better person for the remainder of the evening...

[the Princess]

101. If you're so embarressed.........

Why do you keep reading???? Hubby and I are just having some fun! LOL

[the Princess]

102. Private???? Hmmmmmmmm

seems to me I should know what that means but I don't - I'm a bit of an exibitionist. LOL