Help: Top Ten Reasons Bush lost 380 tons of explosives in Iraq?

[joefree1]

Worked on this in an earlier thread. Getting ready to send this out. Gimme your suggestions and corrections.

Top Ten Reasons Bush lost 380 tons of explosives in Iraq?

1. Someone labeled them "Enron Employee Retirement Funds."

2. Someone labeled them "Flu Vaccine for America."

3. Someone labeled them "Bush plans for Social Security."

4. Bush told Donald Rumsfeld they were Iraq antiquities and to guard them.

5. Someone stamped them "George W. Bush Air National Guard Service Records."

6. Someone told Cheney they were "Lesbian Explosives."

7. Someone labeled them "New Jobs for America," then outsourced them to India.

8. Someone painted them blue and told Gallup to poll them.

9. Someone painted them Black and told Jeb Bush to register them to vote.

10: Someone painted them red and green and hid them in a cherry tree.

[LiberalEsto]

1. explosives

Someone gave them to Osama and he's hiding them in his caves.

Someone disguised them as Democratic voter registrations and the rethugs tossed them out.

[CarlosNH]

2. How about...

The explosives did not sign a loyalty oath.

There is no oil in them!

[timezoned]

3. They told him

"we found something explosive" and he said "Oh, the "filter" is always saying that, don't even tell me what it is"

[FunBobbyMucha]

4. The thieves fooled the Chimp with a lie:

"Mr. President, these are the pyrotechnics for tonight's Bachman Turner Overdrive show, sir. We wanted it to be a surprise."

"BTO? Go right ahead, I'll pretend I didn't see ya...'takin' care a'biznes, ev'ry day!'..."


OR IT COULD BE BECAUSE HE IS A COMPLETE INCOMPETENT.

[joefree1]

5. Bush, "like the WMDs we can't find them"

"... so they don't exist."


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[regularguy]

6. 'case it's *HARD* WORK*!

[kranich]

7. HOW ABOUT...

Al-Qaqaa is Aribic for "Poland" and "THEY FORGOT POLAND."

[joefree1]

8. Uh? I thought Bush was the one who remembered Poland.

Maybe "Osama" is Arabic for "Explosives" and we all know Bush forgot about Osama Bin Laden when he invaded Iraq.

[kranich]

9. Maybe

I should have emphasized "THEY" forgot Poland. But if you have to explain a joke then it probably is not funny to begin with I always say.