I just mercilessly killed TWO mosquitoes in a row! Ask me anything!

[da_chimperor]

I'm feeling good about myself now. They've both been trying to bite me for the past hour.

[alittlelark]

1. Did you do it with a gun?

....just wonderin'

[da_chimperor]

4. Nope, I did it bare handed

I think i'll try a grizzly next!

on edit: Sorry, the pun is unintentional. ;)

[alittlelark]

22. Damn brave!

[Liberal Veteran]

2. MURDERER!!!!!!! REPENT!!!!!!!

LOL!

[da_chimperor]

10. Some murder is justified

I really hate those little blood-suckers. :grr:

[DianeG5385]

3. I killed a fly.

It landed on my son's dinner. I took out the dinner too. It wasn't that good. We went to Taco Bell. Yes, I know. The dinner with the fly was probably better than Taco Bell. Explain that to a 13 year old.

[da_chimperor]

5. Yum, toxic bell . . .

a friend of mine got a really bad case of food poisoning from taco bell. He lost a third of his body weight (he weighed barely 100 pounds as it was) and he almost died. They settled for a ridiculous amount of money. I never eat there myself. I'll take my chances with taco trucks. It's cheaper and better anyhow.

[DianeG5385]

I don't eat it either

Teens,....watcha goin' to do???

[da_chimperor]

7. Not much, unless you're trying to raise a budding young gourmet

I loved caviar at age 8, and my favorite food has been sushi since I was 7. All thanks to a mother who really enjoyed fine cuisine, and didn't feel bad splurging at restaurants. It came at a price, though. I'd turn up my nose whenever she made hamburger helper for a quick meal. If he's not too picky, count it as a good thing! :)

[Twillig]

17. RE:Teens,....watcha goin' to do???

Put them to work at Taco Bell.

They'll never eat there again.

(edit: reply to DianeG5's post)

[TheCentepedeShoes]

6. Came in from class

there were three in my kitchen. Can you come kill them ?

[da_chimperor]

8. Sure

if you can afford the damage to your home that my wild flailing may cause. :)

[truthpusher]

9. I killed a wasp in my basement about 30 minutes ago.

[da_chimperor]

11. Another insect I don't like, congrats! n/t

[miss_kitty]

12. My brother used to explode them

he'd tense his arm somehow (superbuff) and they couldn't pull their suckers out and pop!

kewl, huh?

[da_chimperor]

13. I've heard about people doing that

I could probably do it with my legs (I'm a die-hard skier and have got very buff legs) but I don't think I could stand to have them on my skin without smashing them.

[LDS Jock]

16. you can feel free to show us

those buff legs any time you want. :P

[da_chimperor]

20. I would . . . but photobucket is mad at me for bandwidth reasons

and I can't find my digital camera charger. You may get your wish sooner than you think ;)

[LDS Jock]

23. good.. id LOVE to see them

you can email it :) I'll send you my email address.

[da_chimperor]

24. Uh, well, by now they're more toned than buff actually

Ski season hasn't started yet, and lots of cycling can only do so much. I'll see what I can do though. :D

[miss_kitty]

18. I think he just had enormous satisfaction

killing something by engorging them with what they wanted most. That, and having everyone around say "Whoa!" "Cool! How'd ya do that man?" (Careful, you might get the answer belched). And of course, the heartfelt "EWWWWWWWWWW Gross! Knock it off, Bill!" from all the females was his greatest reward.

[LDS Jock]

14. the bible says "thou shalt not kill"... you broke the word of God

you should get the death penalty for that

[da_chimperor]

15. Thank <insert random non-existent deity here> that I'm an atheist!

:D

[Catshrink]

19. How does it feel to be a cold-blooded killer?

Good work -- I hate skeeters!

[da_chimperor]

21. It feels really good

another one showed up, but he's keeping his distance. I'll get him later. :evilgrin: