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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 08:20 AM
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CAPTION the HAZMAT threat who is pResident
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 08:21 AM
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1. He's talking again! Get ready to contain the noxious fumes!
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 08:21 AM
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2. Mr. Humphries Assured Me It Would "Ride Up With Wear".
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 01:42 PM
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4. Yoo-hoo yeah!
:hi:
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 01:25 PM
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3. "AHHHHHHH! Jesus H. Christ! That shit tastes terrible!
Edited on Fri Sep-12-03 01:27 PM by skip fox


Stupid sons-a-bitches leaving a bottle of that shit out in the van. What the hell they thinking? Didn't they know someone might come along and try a little sip, warnings on the bottle or no? What the fuck is wrong with them? Boy. I hope that crap ain't harmful. Greasy, green, thick. And with fumes. Gad! But a guy can't be blamed for wanting a little nip. Boy. I ain't never going to get this taste outta my mouth. Shit!"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 03:11 PM
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6. Come on, DU, give it up for a Friday!!
How's about a little caption, huh?


:toast:
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 01:48 PM
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5. Warning: Big Mouth Crossing
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 03:18 PM
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7. Boy, I just cut a big one
Ya all better duck and cover.


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Peachhead22 Donating Member (798 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-03 04:37 PM
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8. Noxious BS
"So much noxious bullsh*t comes outta my mouth I gotta have a hazmat truck follow me around."
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