State Farm Ins says an accident is my worst moment, I say it's my best

DS1

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Wed Oct-20-04 07:32 PM
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State Farm Ins says an accident is my worst moment, I say it's my best

You fucking idiot fuck, what are you fucking blind??? Have you tried using your EYES you stupid fuck? What the fuck were you thinking - "Oh, I'll just NOT look in my mirrors while I back up into YOUR car".
Stop shaking! What the fuck is wrong with you, I laid on the horn and you STILL backed into me, you're fucking lucky you didn't do any damage to my car, in fact get the fuck out of here before I beat you. Daddy wants fuck!

(as interpreted by Dennis Hopper)

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lightbulb

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Wed Oct-20-04 07:36 PM
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1. was that Frank Booth

or G.W. Bush?

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DS1

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Wed Oct-20-04 08:27 PM
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2. That would've been Frank Booth

:-)

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