Am I insane because I wear clothes and like to eat food?

[RandomKoolzip]

Poll question: Am I insane because I wear clothes and like to eat food?

Well....am I?

[skygazer]

1. I'm not sure why you're insane

Nor do I know why I am. As a matter of fact, I wonder who is really qualified to make such a judgment. Who is to say who is sane and who is not? What if those who are judging are the ones who are not sane?

"You make the rules
You raise the blade
You rearrange me till I'm sane
You lock the door
Throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me."

[RandomKoolzip]

2. So it's "Chicory," then.

Good choice.

[blondeatlast]

3. I breaded "phlox." It's such a headphone word. nt

[RandomKoolzip]

4. Totally. No glottals! Love it.

Plus, it's five letters and only one vowel. I LOVE that shit.

[RandomKoolzip]

5. Kick for mental illness.

Don't be afraid to be frank here. I can take it.

[nutsnberries]

13. douchebag

it's a word i hate and love to use, but i save it for special occasions. you should feel honored.

with love, frank.

[linazelle]

17. kick

[MsConduct]

6. Yes, you are. Aren't you afraid to ....

be admitting in a public forum?

LOL


Peace

[RandomKoolzip]

7. The only thing I'm afraid of is Michael Douglas.

Dude creeps me out!

[name not needed]

8. clorox

[RandomKoolzip]

9. Mongo Santamaria

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

10. Syrup of ipecac

It's something you'll have to trust me on. I've been there. :puke:

[RandomKoolzip]

11. Well, it's not rocket surgery, fer cryin' outside.....

But I still say it's Buffy Saint Marie.

[maveric]

12. You forgot Mollusk

[RandomKoolzip]

14. Since it was such an obvious choice, I left it off the list.

But my heart is full of mollusk. (literally- please call a paramedic immediately)

[eyesroll]

16. Heh heh huh. You like Squeeze.

They do it down on camber sands
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day,
At night the crickets creepy
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
And everybody wants a hat

But behind the Chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoe feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell

Shrinking in the sea so cold
Topless ladies look away
A he-man in a sudden shower
Shelters from the rain
You wish you had a motor boat
To pose around the harbour bar
And when the sun goes off to bed
You hook it up behind the car

But behind the Chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoe feet
Pulling mussels from the shell
Pulling mussels from the shell

Two fat ladies window shop
Something for the mantelpiece
In for bingo all the nines
A panda for sweet little niece
Coach drivers stand about
Looking at a local map
About the boy he's gone away
Down to next door's caravan

But behind the Chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoe feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell

But behind the Chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoe feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. My boyfriend stole my tractor and he's never coming home.

Or so said Tia.