*ush Adviser Lays Under Air Force One

[Lady Effingbroke]

McGUIRE AIR FORCE BASE, N.J. - Karl Rove (hereafter known as "wheel chock") laid himself on the line Monday for his boss, the president of the United States.

That is, he laid himself under the wheels of Air Force One. Reason: Unclear, but it seems to have been an inside joke between Rove ("chock") and President Bush.

Returning to the aircraft after Bush's foreign policy speech, the two men traded words. As Bush climbed the stairs, his top political adviser set his briefcase down in front of the tires and stretched out on the ground with his back to the wheels.

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:wtf:

[Pirate Smile]

1. They are so friggin immature.

[madmax]

2. Hit the gas!!!!! n/t

[Renew Deal]

3. Too fuckin bad that plane didn't move.

It would have been justice.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

4. where's Rove?

is he in that picture? all i see is two large aircraft tires.

[Kierkegaard]

5. It begs the question, did the pilot go ahead and run over the flatulent

weasel?

[Skip Intro]

6. Must've been some drugs from Canada

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. A fully-loaded B-747 weighs about 800,000 lbs.

If, God forbid, it should have rolled over him, how flat would he be? Would he pop, or just squish? Just speculating, of course.

[benburch]

8. Well, only about 100,000 pounds is on any tire...

I think he'd squish, not pop.

[Mr Bojangles]

10. Given where the pressure would be

I think he would squish in the middle and pop out of the top and bottom.

What the hell was all this about, anyway?

[Wickerman]

9. More stupid Frat-boy tricks.

:eyes:

[jdots]

11. a strange mating ritual

bend over Rover and let putz con take over........this is a show of carly's admiration for his young puppet's undaunted talent for blowing it out his butt ?

[Torgo Johnson]

12. If only I still had the power of telekinesis...