I'm bored. Someone play with me - what's your favorite multi-purpose food?

[JimmyJazz]

[DebJ]

1. the incredible edible egg

[arwalden]

2. Flour

[Ellen Forradalom]

101. Don't forget sugar

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3. Cheese Whiz

[JimmyJazz]

7. how, pray tell is Cheez Whiz multi purpose!

[meganmonkey]

27. How, pray tell, is cheez whiz FOOD????

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50. Bow to your corporate masters!

See, it's made by Kraft FOODS ... says so right in the name. Try and dispute that.


http://www.kraftfoods.com/cheezwhiz/

[JimmyJazz]

51. lol

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39. You know that Fix-A-Flat stuff that comes in aeresol cans?

What do you think it's base compounds are?

[qnr]

4. Marzipan - I used to play with it for hours before eating it

Don't look so shocked, you'd never believe some of the stuff I ate when I was younger

[DuctapeFatwa]

5. kim chi

It's salsa, it's sauerkraut, it's chili, it's salad, it's a healthy snack that people of all faiths, including vegans and Atkinsinians can eat.

[JimmyJazz]

11. gooollllyeee -you sure know how to sweet talk a girl!

Salsa, anyone! :P

[EstimatedProphet]

6. What exactly is a multipurpose food?

Food for eating, and...what?

[NYC Liberal]

8. Throwing at Bush's limo on inauguration day, of course!

So mine is eggs.

[JimmyJazz]

9. oh shit - you saw yesterday's post and you know I'm not getting any...

so I thought I would live vicariously through others and their food/shrimp fetishes.

[EstimatedProphet]

20. Well if you're going that route...

chocolate syrup definately has more than one use!

[JimmyJazz]

22. WTF did you think I meant by "multi purpose?"

:P

[EstimatedProphet]

45. I didn't know WHAT you menat by "multi-purpose"!

Now I do!
Also, I would add honey along with chocolate syrup.

[JimmyJazz]

53. Honey gets sticky way too fast - see caramel syrup reference

[EstimatedProphet]

61. Depends on what you're using it for

honey is quite nice between the breasts

Apologies to lurking freepers who have now seen proof that sexual acts occur between consenting adults.

[JimmyJazz]

63. With or without shrimp?

and, btw - see above reference to having one...:P

Where's GOPisEVIL when you need him?

[EstimatedProphet]

67. Having one what?

Why don't I understand what you mean?
You're confusing me!
It's a conspiracy to confuse me!!!
EVERYONE IS MAKING SHRIMP JOKES AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:):):)

[JimmyJazz]

70. Just remember dear, it's not the size of the ship...

:P

Sorry, but you asked for that one!

[EstimatedProphet]

74. Size of the ship?

Now we're talking about boats?!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JimmyJazz]

75. you know, the "all inclusive" ones... they don't

discriminate and, apparently, neither do I...

[JimmyJazz]

68. Oh crap I forgot - speaking of freepers, I have dedicated

myself to using foul language in every post so that if the freepers decide to use my thread for their silly humorless fodder, they will have a lot of editing to do. (they don't do foul language in freeperville). Therefore:

Shit, damn, fuck, drat...

[EstimatedProphet]

76. That should keep them at bay

Especially drat.
Here's another one that will shock them to their cores:
Oh BOTHER!
The freepers are all running away now in stark terror.

[JimmyJazz]

78. WTF - I have met Pooh Bear and he is upset!!!

Oh the silliness of it all.

[EstimatedProphet]

82. I used to "date" a woman who said that as her curse

Every time something would happen, she'd say "oh bother". It was quite annoying really, especially when something would really piss me off and she'd come up with that...We'd be out driving and someone would cut right in front of us, and she says "Oh bother". Hell, by the time she'd actually manage to say anything I'd invented scores of new cursewords because I'd already exhausted so many of them.

[JimmyJazz]

85. stick with me then dear - because "OH FUCK" is one of my personal

favorites!

[EstimatedProphet]

86. Good, cuz "oh bother" is pretty damn annoying!

And I am fortunate that the Prophetess can curse a storm when she wants to. I like it when people just go ahead and say what they want rather than trying to candy-coat it to the point that it loses meaning.

[JimmyJazz]

88. Is she your love? I didn't put that together! I'm still learning about

everyone here. That is soooooo way cool

damn, shit, fuck, drat...

[EstimatedProphet]

95. Yes. We got engaged this summer

I've tried to get her on DU, but she's not into chatting.

[JimmyJazz]

97. me neither - go figure

can you tell that I'm actually quiet and demure?

[EstimatedProphet]

99. That wouldn't have been my first guess...:) n/t

[JimmyJazz]

102. WHAT???? ARE YOU FUCKIN' KIDDING ME?? Me not shy and

demure??? I am and anyone who thinks otherwise can kiss my:



I had to get that in one last time! See original post beginning "I am bored..."

Can I just tell you that as I was copying "Daisy" some really freaky porn type music came on over the computer speakers!!!! Help...please

[EstimatedProphet]

104. That is weird

The porn music I mean, not the donkey...
I assume the donkey isn't weird...
It looks normal, anyway.

[JimmyJazz]

106. weirded me out a bit...sudden imagery of a hot stud with some

peanut butter...oh wait! now there's a multi purpose food! Damn, now we're back on track! Ooooh and no one said, Fluffenutter - that could be fun.

[EstimatedProphet]

108. Oh yeah...add peanut butter to the list too n/t

[JimmyJazz]

109. chunky or smooth? n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

110. Smooth

Chunky could get painful...

[JimmyJazz]

24. mmmmh, I dunno - use your imagination....

:P

[CO Liberal]

10. Mrs. CO Liberal and I Vote for Cool Whip or Hershey's Syrup

*** wink wink ***

[JimmyJazz]

12. NOW WE'RE TALKING! I'm a hershey's syrup gal myself - not much

for the caramel syrup - it get's sticky way too fast. Thanks for knowing the meaning of "multi-purpose" BTW

[CO Liberal]

13. We've Been Together for 13 Years.....

We've both developed vivid imaginations......

:-)

[JimmyJazz]

14. and a penchant for sales in aisle 8 at the local Pigly Wiggly

:P

Tell the mrs, I said hugs and kisses.

Donna

[CO Liberal]

15. She's Sitting Next to Me, Donna

You just told her yourself.

[JimmyJazz]

16. Oh and it's Saturday night... therefore, tell the Princess I love her, but

TAKE THAT:

[CO Liberal]

32. Sandie said, "THAT'S JUST MEAN!!!!!"

Take THAT!!!!

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/news/images/s/Strummer,_Joe/sq_at_mic_1982.jpg

:-)

[JimmyJazz]

48. Phewf - talk about Multi-purpose!

btw - I think I just had one.

[CO Liberal]

54. Then Our Work Here Is Done....

And you're welcome.

:-)

[miss_kitty]

17. coffee

I cannot live without it. It's a beverage, it's a flavouring, it's a drug.

[JimmyJazz]

19. and what, pray tell, is it's "other" purpose????

[miss_kitty]

23. i gave three

was that not enough?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!:smoke:

I suppose you could flavour something with it, put it on something else, then lick it off

[JimmyJazz]

26. yeah - that's what I meant by multi-purpose!

[EstimatedProphet]

56. See!

I'm not the only one that didn't get what you meant at first!

[arwalden]

18. Tortillas, Pitas

[JimmyJazz]

21. again...the other purpose would me....ew! ew! ew! nevermind!!!

[getoffmytrain]

25. Macaroni and cheese...

tastes good and makes one hell of a cool necklace. (minus the cheese)

[JimmyJazz]

28. No girlfriend, huh?

26 year old librarian without a girlfriend who thinks macaroni and cheese is "multi-purpose" -- who'da thunk it??? :P

[getoffmytrain]

29. nope..... 26 and just got rid of mine..

girl that is.... still have the mac necklace.

[JimmyJazz]

30. tee hee - and what's it's "other" purpose???

you know I love bustin' your balls, dear.

[getoffmytrain]

34. it can stand in as

as a good set of 'hand-cuffs' when you've misplaced your other pair. ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

38. oooh la la - I'm not much into bondage myself since I've been on the

wrong side of "you have the right to remain silent..." But, okay, if that's your thing... macaroni handcuffs - no, DUde, still having trouble with the visual...

[getoffmytrain]

55. just think.....

if you can't stand being tied up, just eat your way to freedom!

[JimmyJazz]

62. I'm on a low carb diet - the pasta would do me in..

[getoffmytrain]

31. LOL...

Oh wait.... I walked right into this.... and here I am thinking this is a nice thread... little did I know I was walking into the lurid thoughts of 101er... I am leaving this thread and taking what's left of my dignity with me. :-)

[JimmyJazz]

33. If you don't know me by now, you will never, ever know me....

:P

[getoffmytrain]

35. Ha....

Now I know you like Simply Red.

[JimmyJazz]

42. amazing how my threads inevitalbly get flamed!!! Wonder why?

Simply Red wasn't the original, but I am too lazy to look it up...
Still love me, even if I'm not into bondage??? :P

[miss_kitty]

40. OKay damn you

I am now having lurid thoughts about mac and cheese.

[JimmyJazz]

41. it's not me -- it's the librarian!

[miss_kitty]

46. Blame the bookworm!

[getoffmytrain]

52. the world's

always after the intellectuals :-)

[pauliedangerously]

36. That's not very nice.....

BTW...where's your imagination? Macaroni and cheeze could be quite delectable if used properly....just have to get the temperature right...and make your own sauce, not that powder stuff.

:9

[getoffmytrain]

37. No kidding...

I'm devastated :-(

[JimmyJazz]

44. I know that librarian quite well by now. If I didn't bust his balls, he'd

think something was wrong with me. And, I am starting to see your visual, BTW - gives new meaning to the words "Easy Mac."

:P

[getoffmytrain]

47. leave me balls alone!

[pauliedangerously]

57. Doesn't it, though?

I'm new to the lounge, and don't really know anyone here. I've been using this site for political/philosophical discourse...not an experienced chatter, but this is amusing.

How about Champagne? Not very slippery, but it numbs the tongue and moistens belly buttons.

;-)

[JimmyJazz]

59. Okay! and welcome to the lounge where anything goes! Do you have

an inny? Because otherwise the champagne would be wasted! BTW, everyone here has seen my ass, so whatever you say, can't possibly embarrass me more!

[pauliedangerously]

66. You funny (sic)

I suppose if I had an outie this wouldn't have occured to me. I was overjoyed to view you ass earlier this evening...:wow:...thanks for sharing...I'd love to ride it some day, or, if that's not permissable, maybe you'd let me pet it?

:spank:

[JimmyJazz]

73. Not without selecting a china pattern first dear!

I am not cheap or easy, ya know!

[pauliedangerously]

81. In that case....

You don't know me well enough to call me dear. I didn't presume that you were cheap or easy. If I thought you were, I wouldn't have bothered with innuendo.

But, alas, we hardly know each other. This a rare Saturday night at home for me and I found the word play amusing...let us keep it amusing. I find this reminiscent of Lysistrata, which is dotted with such things.

Nice getting to know you!

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

84. I call everyone who amuses me "dear." I am cheap and easy

so there! Check my profile if anything I say ever offends you and again, I welcome you with all my heart to the Lounge! :hi: It's a rare Saturday night for me, too. BTW: WTF is Lysistrata?

Oh and, I have an inny, so the whole champagne thing is cool by me!

[pauliedangerously]

91. Glad you asked that....

And no, there was no offense taken, and I've already read your profile. I work in a Repuglican dominated environment and am impervious to verbal offense. Just an FYI...you need not ever apologize to me...moving on works just fine:-)

Lysistrata is a Greek play written by Aristophanes about the wives of Trojan warriors...(or is it Spartan? I forget) who decide to go on a sex strike as a means of persuading their husbands to end the Trojan Wars. In the end, the strike works. The play has a lot of innuendo in it...embarrased a lot of my classmates...heehee.

Glad you share my taste for bubbly.

[JimmyJazz]

92. and here I thought it was the name of one of the virgins in the

"spank me" segment of Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

Foolish me!

Are you enjoying the lounge yet????

[pauliedangerously]

96. But of course

I totally needed something lighthearted and this fits the bill. I'm going between threads here and am enjoying multitasking for amusement only, rather than what I would be doing at work.

I have peeked in the lounge before but never posted. This is fun. I like it because there's no issue about who's hitting on whom. Defenses can be dropped and I don't have to worry about being perceived as a predator. It's like a bar without the bullshit.

One could go out on a limb here, but what would be the point? I'm reading text on a screen and I'm drinking burbon and soda, enjoying this in a kind of intimate, but detached way.

It's different. Thanks for the lighthearted conversation...I'm a very serious person most of the time, but the alcohol is settleing in and IIIIIIIIIIIII....IIII...have become...comfortably numb.

But not too numb yet...if you start seeing typos, let me know; I'll shut down.

:toast:

[JimmyJazz]

100. not a Floyd fan myself - note avatar and sig line, but comfortably

numb seems okay by me. I'm glad you are enjoying yourself here. I'm actually pretty much of a newbie, but I have one or two friends who understand my sense of humor (or lack thereof). I'm glad you came to play with us tonite and I dug the champange - Dom Perignon, no? Please come back again, you've been a great sport.

Donna

[pauliedangerously]

105. Bon soir!!! eom

[Fridays Child]

43. Crisco---perfect for baking cookies and greasing the garage door tracks.

Swear.

[JimmyJazz]

49. not getting any either, huh?

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60. Wanna fuck with someone?

Put sand in their Crisco. :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

64. now, you're just plain mean, aren't you? got everyone fooled with

the Hello Kitty thing, but damn! you're just plain mean!

:7

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69. Nahhh, I'd never do that.

I've been known to loosen a few caps on salt and pepper shakers and stretch cellophane over a few toilet seats, but never would I fuck with a persons garage door tracks. O8)

[JimmyJazz]

71. OMG - I love the cellophane prank!

Hello, Sista!

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79. Oooo, Oooo, Oooo....

I just thought of this one. :think:

Spray the toilet paper roll with a can of 3M rubber adhesive.

No... wait a minute... spray the toilet seat with 3M rubber adhesive!

double :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

80. you stay up at night thinking of this shit, don't you?

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89. Sad, isn't it?

Actually, my best ideas come from my dreams. Freud could write an encyclopedia about me, but that's another story.

Aren't you glad I'm on your side? B-)

[JimmyJazz]

90. the jury is still out!

Of course, I'm glad! It must be a slow night for one of my threads to get this much action! LOL

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93. Stealth sex thread.

Thank Gawd, Freud isn't a mod here or it would have been locked a long time ago.

[JimmyJazz]

94. that would only be a second time for me and, believe me, I have

pushed the envelope a few times. The one and only time came when I posted: "there's a freeper on this thread" and then named the thread!

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98. You ratted on me?

;-)

Best stay away from your salt and pepper shakers, toilet seat/paper, Crisco and garage door tracks for awhile. I don't forgive and I don't forget. :+

[JimmyJazz]

103. I've gotten a bit twitchy after reading that list...oh the possibilities

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111. Spinal Tap...

I loosened her pepper and Criscoed her garage tracks

Wouldn't you do too?

I shook her salt shaker and cling wrapped her bed pan

What would any man do?

[CO Liberal]

58. Reminds Me of the Joke About The Vaseline Salesman

He was going door to door, asking people how they use Vaseline.

He knocks on a door and a woman answers.

Salesman: "Hello. I'm from the Vaseline Company. Do you use our product?

Woman: "Yes, I do."

Salesman: "What do you use it for?"

Woman: "We use it for cuts, we use it for minor burns, and my husband and I use it for sex."

Salesman: "Sex?"

Woman: "Yes - we smear it on the doorknob to keep the kids out of the bedroom."

[JimmyJazz]

65. that fits the definition of "multi purpose"

:)

[pauliedangerously]

72. That was good for a chuckle

A high score on my scale...actually, I'm still grinning.

[bloodyjack]

77. edible underwear

man is a very ingenious animal

[shanti]

83. a cucumber?

(did i say that??) *running out of this thread*

[JimmyJazz]

87. I think that actually is the photo next to the definition of

multi-purpose in Webster's!

[IronLionZion]

107. JELLO....for wrestling!